In Scotland, a trumpet is an idiot/arsehole/dick. You can use trumpet in an offensive and friendly context.
Offensive: "Hey you ya fuckin trumpet - whit the fuck ur you daein?"
Friendly: "Yu're such a trumpet man!"
Friendly: "Yu're such a trumpet man!"
by Scott T The Silver fox January 23, 2004
by a trumpeter June 26, 2007
1. An instrument which is honestly not to difficult to play correctly.
2. The most egotistical and narcissistic of brass holes, who feel they must always be mean.
3. When it is played well, it is a beautifully sounding instrument which excels in Jazz and Marching style music.
4. Scrap metal. I'm referring to the players here, not the instrument.
Whilst trumpets are beautiful instruments, the people it attracts are not so. They will never admit to being wrong, and if you are a woodwind, expect crap to be thrown your way. They are often petty, immature, and are clearly over compensating for something. I suggest not paying any attention to them during band classes, as they will often be physically injuring each other, trying to pull rank and skill on you (This often fails in the skill department), and otherwise acting as the stereotypical idiotic teenage boy. (Even if they are female.)
They also seem to have some sort of personal vendetta against the clarinets, who often share parts. It might be something to do with them having the same concert pitch. (Bb)
2. The most egotistical and narcissistic of brass holes, who feel they must always be mean.
3. When it is played well, it is a beautifully sounding instrument which excels in Jazz and Marching style music.
4. Scrap metal. I'm referring to the players here, not the instrument.
Whilst trumpets are beautiful instruments, the people it attracts are not so. They will never admit to being wrong, and if you are a woodwind, expect crap to be thrown your way. They are often petty, immature, and are clearly over compensating for something. I suggest not paying any attention to them during band classes, as they will often be physically injuring each other, trying to pull rank and skill on you (This often fails in the skill department), and otherwise acting as the stereotypical idiotic teenage boy. (Even if they are female.)
They also seem to have some sort of personal vendetta against the clarinets, who often share parts. It might be something to do with them having the same concert pitch. (Bb)
The clarinet is the woodwind version of the trumpet. If you are a trumpeter, get over your sad delusions. If you are a clarinet, I know how it feels. I'm sorry.
by Alice will Appear November 20, 2010
adj. Activity, project etc. that has the blessing of the President and is therefore usually odd or morally suspect.
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by gnostic3 December 12, 2016
A loud mouth Trump supporter that is so smitten with Trump that they will believe anything he says and repeat it to everyone they come across.
His 26% support base that would still elect him if he shot someone on 5th Ave. Basically every white supremacist, KKK, Neo Nazi or any fucking idiot in America.
His 26% support base that would still elect him if he shot someone on 5th Ave. Basically every white supremacist, KKK, Neo Nazi or any fucking idiot in America.
David: Hey Joe, did you see what Trump just Did?
Joe: Yeah, he just launched NUKES at North Korea, England and Germany.
David: I know, isn't it fucking awesome? We finally have a President that will put America first.
Joe: You stupid fuck, he just started World War III !!!!
David: That's awesome though, because we did it first.
Joe: OMG, YOU'RE A FUCKING "TRUMPET"!!!!!
Joe: Yeah, he just launched NUKES at North Korea, England and Germany.
David: I know, isn't it fucking awesome? We finally have a President that will put America first.
Joe: You stupid fuck, he just started World War III !!!!
David: That's awesome though, because we did it first.
Joe: OMG, YOU'RE A FUCKING "TRUMPET"!!!!!
by MrAwesome1014 October 12, 2017
A super hard ass brass instrument that is mastered by only the greatest musicians.(duck, holden, michael, etc.minus kennan) No matter what you other fat fucker band geeks have to say.
by Holden Smith December 2, 2006