Toby: Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children, since it's uh, you know, there's gambling and alcohol, it's in our dangerous warehouse, it's a school night, and you know, Hooters is catering, and is that - is that enough? Should I keep going?
Michael: Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun, or exciting, you make it... not that way. I hate... so much about the things that you choose to be.
Toby: We want to go home.
Michael: Well, you don’t even have anyone to go home to, Toby.
Michael: Did anyone do anything involving an Indian burial ground?
Oscar: Like what?
Michael: Like park on it. Or dig up a body... Toby? Anything you want to tell us?
Toby: No, I did not violate an Indian burial ground. In fact I had some good luck recently, Alfredo's Pizza, picked my business card out of the basket, so... uh, I got a week of free pies.
Pam: That's cool.
Toby: Yeah.
Michael: Perfect. So our tragedy is your good luck. Satan.
Michael: (next house) Hey Toby! You suck! (throwing eggs at his house)
DeAngelo: Is this an employee of ours?
Michael: (giggles) Go go go go go go!
Michael: Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun, or exciting, you make it... not that way. I hate... so much about the things that you choose to be.
Toby: We want to go home.
Michael: Well, you don’t even have anyone to go home to, Toby.
Michael: Did anyone do anything involving an Indian burial ground?
Oscar: Like what?
Michael: Like park on it. Or dig up a body... Toby? Anything you want to tell us?
Toby: No, I did not violate an Indian burial ground. In fact I had some good luck recently, Alfredo's Pizza, picked my business card out of the basket, so... uh, I got a week of free pies.
Pam: That's cool.
Toby: Yeah.
Michael: Perfect. So our tragedy is your good luck. Satan.
Michael: (next house) Hey Toby! You suck! (throwing eggs at his house)
DeAngelo: Is this an employee of ours?
Michael: (giggles) Go go go go go go!
by MichaelScott March 22, 2013
by Kim jongoink March 3, 2017
Toby is a top shagger and has became the stepdad to millions of children around the world as he shags all the milfs around
by Tobytopshagger January 2, 2020
Toby is the name of a person that will annoy you so much that you just want to hit him. He is a massive arsehole who only cares for himself and believes he is the best at everything. You truly are very unlucky to meet someone called Toby. (And by the way Toby is what you call your dog not a human)
by Adrianpfakacha”Fuck Toby” July 29, 2019
Toby is a very kind and generous and handsome person usually a person with blue eyes and is shy but ambitious and is a loving person and a good friend to have he is kind and would make a good partner. Now and again they are arogant
Boy 1 Toby is a good friend
by Luka ritbf firbdir November 7, 2019
A Toby is a best friend, if you get one keep him. A Toby is far too caring even though they often have tragic lives they keep it together. A Toby will stick by you, he is loving, hilarious, secretly depressed, hot as duck, and will always have a massive penis. This guy is the straightest person you will ever meet and he's to sexy to know it. A Toby especially one born in April will always be there for you. A Toby is great boyfriend material but will always make time for the guys. A Toby can Fuck like nobody's business. If you have a Toby don't let him go and show him some love because he needs it. Not only is a Toby also brilliant but he also is the opposite of arrogant.
"That guy is so nice I bet he's friends with everybody." "Yeah thats Toby."
"OMG that guy is so hot I bet he has a massive penis."
"I hate Toby he's so shy but all the girls like him."
Group of girls"you're jus jealous he's perfect and you areally just a gay loner."
"OMG that guy is so hot I bet he has a massive penis."
"I hate Toby he's so shy but all the girls like him."
Group of girls"you're jus jealous he's perfect and you areally just a gay loner."
by FlamingoZone November 3, 2019
person: NYA!!!~ TOBY-SENPAI!
Toby: What the fuck shut up.
person: b-b-b-b--b-b-but senpai >m<
Toby: I dont fucking know you go away please
Toby: What the fuck shut up.
person: b-b-b-b--b-b-but senpai >m<
Toby: I dont fucking know you go away please
by tottaly not the sex man ever May 7, 2022