1) William Shakespeare's first tragedy, probably the worst plot ever thought of. The original Sweeney Todd, only more brutal.
2) A very sad, obsessed, psychotic man who constantly reiterates every single thing that's wrong with his life, then proceeds to speak to rocks about it.
2) A very sad, obsessed, psychotic man who constantly reiterates every single thing that's wrong with his life, then proceeds to speak to rocks about it.
by Basyll April 28, 2009
Titus is known widely, especially for the 13 purple hearts he received for petting a small child in Iraq.
Titus has received multiple awards for his generous donation to the congress of federal salt shakers.
Titus has received multiple awards for his generous donation to the congress of federal salt shakers.
by Jason Curzkandavach January 21, 2022
The actual living proof of perfection. Pulls whoever he wants when he wants. The leader of the rich boys of America club
by ScoopDaddyYZY February 14, 2017
This girl is really cute with a very tight ass. They’re really smart with superb grades. They talk a bunch and love curry.
by Dxckhead October 19, 2019
Titus Drunk, also known as T.D., is a condition occurring in Jewish women where a high level of alcohol consumption manifests an insatiable desire to get their mouths, vaginas, and anuses sexually debased in every conceivable way by noted actor and comedian Christopher Titus.
Brenda was so Titus Drunk that she took off her pants and writhed on the floor begging Christopher Titus, who was on the television, to touch her naughty bits.
by Gerald Busey March 6, 2008
When your about to blow your load from getting a girl in the ass, repeatedly bigin donkey punching her until her ass can't get any tighter and it is nearly impossible to get your dick to pull out.
Fred: Dude, I lost my dick last night in her ass!
George: Sounds like she reached titus maximus; she's gonna have head trauma and ass problems for a month.
George: Sounds like she reached titus maximus; she's gonna have head trauma and ass problems for a month.
by the mexi and whitie November 30, 2006
A sexual act where a man gets into a bridge position and the woman sits on top. Upon sitting, the man asks if she knows a man named Titus. When she replies no, he says: “Titus your mom!”
by donnyfreedom July 28, 2018