steamer

When you com on her face and shit on her belly at the same time

Steamer..
He laid a cable when he jiz'd on her face

by Hibbling September 1, 2006

Kenmore steamer

Taking a shit in a wash machine

Fireman: Man we were in this house putting out a fire and someone was on the toilet. I had to go! So I took a shit in the wash machine.

Fireman 2: Nice! The kenmore steamer! Did you use the clean laundry to wipe

by Silver dollar tranny October 5, 2017

Malaysian Steamer

A bowel movement that starts with the individual perspiring, followed by swamp ass. When the individual is passing the stool, hot steam is coming out of the ass and whistling like a tea kettle; shortly thereafter the stool exits the rectum reaching a terminal velocity of over 150mph. Upon impact the water boils and emits a fecal vapor.

Musto ate at Ayam Kotor and had the beras tahi and got a Malaysian Steamer.

by Bodhi came back July 5, 2013

sack steamer

When you rip a fart and your ass cheeks are blocking any exit pathway for the fart. Forced to go somewhere, the fart exits forward in direction and vibrates your ball sack as well as heats it up.

That sack steamer just vibrated my nut sack

by VibratingSack285 March 3, 2014

Steamer

a large soft creamy like poo left on the seat of a toilet in a NOCO express.

My friends and i were angry with a store worker at NOCO so we left a steamer on the toilet seat.

by anusol August 21, 2005

topsail steamer

A steamy shit taken directly on a woman's chest after a nasty shellfish dinner at the beach.

Man, I gave that bitch a classic Topsail Steamer last night....a real mud river

by TheRealDonJ May 28, 2018

lamborghini steamer

farting (or sharting) in a sitting or laying down position, while lifting one's leg in a manner similar to the opening of lamborghini doors

I thought my wife was doing ab exercises in bed, but she was actually dropping a lamborghini steamer and now I'm sick

by CobraCommenter July 10, 2019