goat seller: goats! get your goats for sale!! i have 56 goats and they all need to go!!
goat buyer: wow sir your goated how much for one of your fine goats
goat buyer: wow sir your goated how much for one of your fine goats
by jimmyguy125 January 10, 2021
Webcomic drawn by Jonathan Rosenberg. Contains only one actual goat, though other characters are aliens, a space mummy, a satanic chicken, and a fish that lives in a glass of beer. Located at www.goats.com.
by junkyard prince October 18, 2003
by thegoat01 December 13, 2017
1. the most attractive type girls on the face of the earth.
2. the best animal ever alive.
3. goats, sheep, lambs, and ramz rule the earth.
2. the best animal ever alive.
3. goats, sheep, lambs, and ramz rule the earth.
by goatsduh April 17, 2007
gary was acting like an absolute goat after too many beers last night, the muppet ended up getting himself locked up.
my boss was acting like an absolute goat yesterday jobsworth
my boss was acting like an absolute goat yesterday jobsworth
by Dave Butcher July 3, 2013
The act of putting ones balls behind their legs while mooning an unexpecting boy. If said boy looks at mooner, mooner may touch unexpecting boys butt twice.
Mostly used by near-homosexual football players.
Mostly used by near-homosexual football players.
by c-dizzle YA HEARD August 16, 2006