"Chad and Aric were showering together but Brian needed to use the bathroom to pinch a steamy loaf. He didn't even wait for them to finish before he barged in and starting dropping one in the shitter! It was sarsaparilla circus!"
by SquintyJones September 6, 2017
When you bring a borderline chick home from the bar/boardwalk and all your bros watch you bang her in your filthy motel room.
by SupDuden2mu July 12, 2011
I caught a glimpse of that short college wrestler in the showers after working out. His meat was Circus-sized!
by jmt71atl@gmail.com January 24, 2021
The stupid round cartoon that makes me want to take the newspaper and tear it up and light it on fire and feed the ashes to my dog. Preaches good "Christian" values such as mispronouncing words, leaving dotted lines behind when you walk, and having creepy dead grandpa ghosts. The characters consist of about 18 moronic kids that are pretty much clones of each other. The writer's like three centuries old and he needs to die.
Claire: What do you have against the Family Circus?
Todd: Okay, you sit down to read your paper, and you're enjoying your entire two-page comic spread, right? And then there's the Family fucking Circus, bottom right hand corner, just waiting to suck. And it's the last thing you read, so it spoils everything you read before it.
Claire: You could just not read it.
Todd: I hate it, yet I'm uncontrollably drawn to it.
Todd: Okay, you sit down to read your paper, and you're enjoying your entire two-page comic spread, right? And then there's the Family fucking Circus, bottom right hand corner, just waiting to suck. And it's the last thing you read, so it spoils everything you read before it.
Claire: You could just not read it.
Todd: I hate it, yet I'm uncontrollably drawn to it.
by latin guy March 21, 2005
by Zealous Champion September 8, 2017
A series of men circle jerking the "clitoris maximus" after realizing they had actually run into their friend from high school.
Guy 1: Bruhh, is that Eureka?
Guy 2: Down, don't you recognize your friend from high school?
Guy 1: Oh shit I guess I have to do the Circus Maximus.
Guy 2: Down, don't you recognize your friend from high school?
Guy 1: Oh shit I guess I have to do the Circus Maximus.
by lk247 August 9, 2023
when someone lets a particularly noxious fart, usually in a confined area like the cab of a fire truck, so bad in fact, that it smells as if the gerbils from Richard Gere's ass were performing a trapeze act while suspended from the air conditioning vents.
firefighter 1: dude! you stink!
firefighter 2: oh i know, i'm terrible today!
firefighter 3: JEE-sus! smells like a fuckin gerbil circus in here!
firefighter 2: oh i know, i'm terrible today!
firefighter 3: JEE-sus! smells like a fuckin gerbil circus in here!
by dick dykstra March 8, 2011