human research technician

the politically correct terminology for someone who enjoys reading and/or memorizing the little tidbits of information you can learn by scouring a friends facebook page.

used for those who are offended by the term facebook creeper.

there is a facebook group devoted to this cause.

'facebook creeper' is offensive; i prefer 'human research technician'.

by oggles September 25, 2008

abundance relief technician

a thief who takes from people as opposed to businesses

I'm not a thief, I'm an abundance relief technician

by Necryn July 17, 2020

underwater porcelain technician

Basically a fancy name for "dishwasher". My ex felt inferior to some of his friends who had cool-sounding jobs, so I made this one up to make him laugh and feel better :)

JOE: Hey Bob, what are you doing with yourself these days?

BOB: Oh, hey Joe. I'm the assistant to the vice president of sales. How about you?

JOE: I'm an underwater porcelain technician.

by Chrissy Robinson April 21, 2006

Work avoidance technician

Some who works harder to avoid work than the task it self

Look at this work avoidance technician over here, he's working harder hiding from the foreman than doing the job.

by Uncow March 8, 2011

human research technician

a politically correct term for someone who enjoys learning about other people by reading their facebook profile, scanning wall-to-wall conversations, and browsing through their friends.

"i'm not a facebook creep... i prefer human research technician."

by oliviamcm November 17, 2008

Petroleum Transfer Technician

Service station attendent.
'Full Service' gas station attendant.
The guy that pumps gas into your car.

Gary works at the gas station and aspires to be a petroleum transfer technician.

by SASniper January 31, 2006

Certified Cock Technician

A very experienced female that knows her way around the male penis and able to take her partner to ejaculation at will. Often very good with her blowjobs, being able to deepthroat and pay attention to the balls while having exceptional tongue skills. A certified Cock Technician's only goal is servicing and pleasuring her partner's cock with an expertise matched by very few. This coveted certification is tough to earn and those lucky few labeled shall be extremely experienced, filthy, and well tested.

Man, I pulled Mary from the bar last night. Wow! Let me tell you, she is certified cock technician!

by JD100 February 26, 2010