tampon

Someone who gets in your way and stops you in the flow of life. Kind of like a cock blocker.

"Shit, stop being a tampon!" or " I cant stand it when you come in here and disrupt me when I am in the flow, stop being a tampon!"

by hold da applaz January 31, 2010

tampon

a delicious cotton pad wrapped in cotton candy that when taken out of coochie is soaked in fruit punch flavored blood, and then eaten by the girl who used it😏😏

her tampon looked 😋

by oglegendboss2677 October 15, 2019

tampon

the ultimate fun sponge

M: Honey lets have sex

F: We can't this week i'm on the rag

M: Fart!! tampons are the ultimate fun sponge

by Alfred Pennyworth 2 April 14, 2008

Tampon

A Red Prius

Jim drives a tampon

by Kingofthenorth16 December 3, 2011

Tampon

A reservist in the military. They meet for duty once a month.

Ted: Did Daniel get kicked out of the Marines? Because he has a full beard now.

Bill: Oh, no he's a tampon, so he has to shave one weekend a month and two weeks in the summer.

by Kelly Coptor October 15, 2010

tampon

A paper penis that the ladies stick in their cunt when they are on their period.

Please don't be suprised when you find a whole box of them in your mothers underwear drawer!

by Mary without a Lamb May 29, 2005

tampon

someone who is up themselves (where do you put a tampon?)

overheard taxi driver on radio "just dropping a couple of tampons at the airport"

by mouseyhousey December 14, 2009