Stumpy lumber jack

To wake up with morning wood late for work show up and your dick gets caught in a wood chipper.

Mike woke up with morning wood tripped and fell in a wood chipper,oh I guess you can say he called now a stumpy lumber jack. Careful working around the equipment boys don't want to stumpy lumber jack yourself.

by Pours when it rains December 12, 2023

stumpy

someone with a short penis

"Who's that guy over there?" "Oh that's just stumpy."

by anonymous September 15, 2020

stumpy

a girl who breaks their leg during a sport and has to wear the big black boot to make it better (looks like a stump)

Chris- hey that new girl on my soccer team just broke her leg
Tina- what a stumpy

by royalblueregeths January 22, 2008

Sam "Stumpy" Shoemake

The definition of a fat monkey cousin fucker.

man: hey look it's sam "stumpy" shoemake.

woman: oh yeah, he's one hell of a fat monkey cousin fucker

by Timmy the Retard September 12, 2022

Stumpy wumpy

When something looks very square but also super cute. Built like a tree trunk. Very loveable.

That ravager is a stumpy wumpy! I WANNA EAT IT

by Lava 4 Lyfe January 10, 2022

Stumpy Eskimo

A chubby, round faced girl, that's squat in stature and enjoys blowing dudes in ice shanties.

We pulled this Stumpy Eskimo out of the bar last night and brought her in to the ice shack, she smelled like kerosene and fish, but she sure sucked my chub dry.

by The WL December 11, 2017

stumpy mcrainbow dash

stumpy mcrainbow dash is the bestest person ever. she is very short though.

"oh yeah that's stumpy mcrainbow dash over there"
"stumpy mcrainbow dash is very majestic"

by pie-rat June 16, 2021