stumpy

someone with a short penis

"Who's that guy over there?" "Oh that's just stumpy."

by September 16, 2020

Stumpy

A common name for a balding man who generally wears tight fitting pants to his workplace, and has a major case of genital size inferiority to his siblings. (most frequent occurrences are found between identical twins)

You know Alden sure wouldn't be so Stumpy if he'd just buy some looser fitting slacks.

by Associate May 5, 2004

Stumpy Eskimo

A chubby, round faced girl, that's squat in stature and enjoys blowing dudes in ice shanties.

We pulled this Stumpy Eskimo out of the bar last night and brought her in to the ice shack, she smelled like kerosene and fish, but she sure sucked my chub dry.

by The WL December 12, 2017

Stumpy McSmelly

The Irish / leprechaun name for a short, lazy girlfriend.

Hey Stumpy McSmelly! Get off your ass!

by natasGA19666 February 27, 2019

Sam "Stumpy" Shoemake

The definition of a fat monkey cousin fucker.

man: hey look it's sam "stumpy" shoemake.

woman: oh yeah, he's one hell of a fat monkey cousin fucker

by Timmy the Retard September 12, 2022

stumpy toe

stumpy toe is a woman called sandra with a stumpy toe

stumpy toe is for a short red head who is a fat old tramp

by stumpy toe March 11, 2016

stumpy mcrainbow dash

stumpy mcrainbow dash is the bestest person ever. she is very short though.

"oh yeah that's stumpy mcrainbow dash over there"
"stumpy mcrainbow dash is very majestic"

by pie-rat June 16, 2021