Stumpy lumber jack

To wake up with morning wood late for work show up and your dick gets caught in a wood chipper.

Mike woke up with morning wood tripped and fell in a wood chipper,oh I guess you can say he called now a stumpy lumber jack. Careful working around the equipment boys don't want to stumpy lumber jack yourself.

by Pours when it rains December 12, 2023

stumpy

someone with a short penis

"Who's that guy over there?" "Oh that's just stumpy."

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Stumpy McSmelly

The Irish / leprechaun name for a short, lazy girlfriend.

Hey Stumpy McSmelly! Get off your ass!

by natasGA19666 February 27, 2019

Li'l Stumpy

A short man (or woman)
Not a tall person

Hey see that guy over there? I was towering over the Li'l Stumpy

by Alyssa494 August 28, 2009

Sam "Stumpy" Shoemake

The definition of a fat monkey cousin fucker.

man: hey look it's sam "stumpy" shoemake.

woman: oh yeah, he's one hell of a fat monkey cousin fucker

by Timmy the Retard September 12, 2022

Stumpy wumpy

When something looks very square but also super cute. Built like a tree trunk. Very loveable.

That ravager is a stumpy wumpy! I WANNA EAT IT

by Lava 4 Lyfe January 10, 2022

Stumpy

Slutty, getting around, pimping also known as stumpin, stump

You acting stumpy

Stop stumpin bro

by Sexylexiensam January 3, 2021