stumpy

someone with a short penis

"Who's that guy over there?" "Oh that's just stumpy."

by anonymous September 15, 2020

stumpy

a girl who breaks their leg during a sport and has to wear the big black boot to make it better (looks like a stump)

Chris- hey that new girl on my soccer team just broke her leg
Tina- what a stumpy

by royalblueregeths January 22, 2008

Stumpy wumpy

When something looks very square but also super cute. Built like a tree trunk. Very loveable.

That ravager is a stumpy wumpy! I WANNA EAT IT

by Lava 4 Lyfe January 10, 2022

Li'l Stumpy

A short man (or woman)
Not a tall person

Hey see that guy over there? I was towering over the Li'l Stumpy

by Alyssa494 August 28, 2009

Stumpy McSmelly

The Irish / leprechaun name for a short, lazy girlfriend.

Hey Stumpy McSmelly! Get off your ass!

by natasGA19666 February 27, 2019

Stumpy Eskimo

A chubby, round faced girl, that's squat in stature and enjoys blowing dudes in ice shanties.

We pulled this Stumpy Eskimo out of the bar last night and brought her in to the ice shack, she smelled like kerosene and fish, but she sure sucked my chub dry.

by The WL December 11, 2017

Stumpy

A common name for a balding man who generally wears tight fitting pants to his workplace, and has a major case of genital size inferiority to his siblings. (most frequent occurrences are found between identical twins)

You know Alden sure wouldn't be so Stumpy if he'd just buy some looser fitting slacks.

by Associate May 05, 2004