1. overly broody, whiny, mopey
person: *whine whine brood brood mope mope*
omg grow the fuck up and stop being so fucking stefan about it
by delena-is-happening December 5, 2012
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1. Someone who has a perpetual asshat.

2. Someone who suffers from extreme stupidity which often gets mistaken for retardation. Also known as a dipshit.
3. Someone who struggles with mundane tasks such as; using eating utensils, operating TV remotes and even masturbation.

4. Someone who constantly grumpy and whines about everything.

5. A pathetically dumb and disturbed individual who gets pitied for their ignorance and inappropriate behaviors.
Girl 1: OMG, look at the guy over their beating his head on the wall and touching himself because he can't read which door is the men's room.

Girl 2: Oh I know, poor thing must be a Stefan.
by nondingo March 26, 2013
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Cries at work when only gets paid £86. Gets the bag on very easily and hates stuff being thrown at his face
Man one: throws ball at stefans face.

Stefan: I don't like stuff being thrown at me.

Man one: laugh hahahaha

Stefan: ill bang you
by Aaron brown October 15, 2012
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Synonymous to dumb, asshole, or both. Someone who tends to make seem others are dumb, but in actuality is a defense mechanism to disguise his own mental capacity.

Nonetheless, perhaps one of the most handsome, sweetest and ambitious guys you'll meet. Also, strong. <3
Hey Stefan, what's up? (aka. Hey dumb ass, what's up?)
by Shi-Fu January 23, 2016
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Some retard who thinks he is cool but cannot get laid. Even if he has a girlfriend he shall not get laid for at least two to three years.
"He's never gunna get laid, he's a stefan"
by Wanaka62 February 26, 2016
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