Slouching zebra

When you butt fuck a girl with severe scoliosis dressed up as a referee.
Steve gave scoliosis sue the old slouching zebra last night.
by YoungDrippy January 28, 2017
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Slouch-pack

Six pack abs only attained by slouching/hunching over, making it seem as though someone is stronger than they really are.
Person 1:"Dude! That guy is ripped in his profile picture!"

Person 2:"No, he just has a slouch-pack."

"Hey, quit trying to look cool with your slouch-pack"
by Lord of the Skeens April 22, 2010
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Slouch hat

A slouch hat is a type of wide brimmed bicorn/tricorn, usually made of felt or cloth. The slouch hat has been used by many militaries and police forces, but is most famously used by the Australian military, or ANZAC. They are commonly depicted with one side being bent, the reason being it allows the user to more easily access a rifle equipped with a bayonet without damaging the hat.
P1: Why is that guy wearing a slouch hat?
P2: He's probably military, or it's because the sun's out.
by Arbitrary Arbiter October 08, 2022
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slouch

To cease activeness; To make sleep
Wow Braden, you really made that zombie slouch with your nepow glungus.
by PostMalone'sBeard June 27, 2017
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Slouched

taking or stealing an object/item, usually used in contexts for when you are taking something from a friend or acquaintance
"yo i just slouched Jamie's hat"
"hey dude, can I slouch 50 bucks off you"
by mps hectic September 27, 2022
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Slouch

Slouch. Noun. Used as an insult. "Yo Jennifer, why you such a slouch," as to imply laziness co-mingling with such little care for self, that the lack of a healthy self image spills out of one's pores onto the social context of any situation. Coined by Stephen Kaminski.
Dude, have you ever noticed how Mr. Dominguez turns into a slouch after lunch break is over?
by Puropadre May 26, 2021
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slouch tits

Slouch tits are when a young girl with a huge rack has bad posture and hunches over so far her nipples are right above her belly button.
Whoa Walt, did you see the slouch tits on that little wench that skulked by? She was so bent over her nips were right abover her belt!
by Miltythecheese July 13, 2017
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