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Sloshing 

The act of having sex using, with and amidst several of your favorite food groups. Safely, you must put down a shower curtain or similiar human/carpet barrier, and then enjoy a variety of puddings, cakes and similiar delicious edibles with your chosen mate.
Dude, we definately got to sloshing last night and ruined the couch. The chocolate pudding will never come out.
Sloshing by thejackalope September 27, 2009
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southington 

Southington is your average town except for the fact that we have more alcohol, drugs, and hoe's than any other town in Ct. It's also home to the one and only Mother Fucking John Sample and yes he's a real person for those of you who doubt that he is
*everyone in this town is on drugs or has done them at one point* [oh yeah mr. murphy has a weird face, it's flat and red and shit... LONG LIVE THE REIGN OF GENERAL GLEASON !

slucking 

when you masturbate without porn and someone walks in so you put your dick inside your pants while your cumming. The person then sees an expanding wet spot on your crotch. The excuse that follows is called slucking.
Person 1:Dude my mom walking n on me beatin my meat so I said that I spilled my water

Person 2: How are you so good at slucking?
slucking by ugh2 April 21, 2017

scouching 

The act of squatting on a couch. Especially popular when one should actually be doing something more important.
Me: Have you done your homework yet?

Her: Nah.. I'm just scouching.
scouching by pimaconfit April 21, 2018

Slunching 

Slouching in your chair at princeton montessori school
Avery stop slunching in your chair
Slunching by Potato_Boy November 7, 2013

Poop Snotching 

The Act of a Human sniffing a dog's ass.
Remonalx went Poop Snotching at the Park.
Poop Snotching by Vladdx March 3, 2008

squouching 

TO Squouch is to curl up into a small ball like a sneaky covenant elite.
Look at that guy that is squouching by the wall.
squouching by andy schultz May 4, 2005