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Band Camp Residue 

n.
Band Camp Residue can really only be know to those in a marching band. Band Camp Residue may consist of the following: sweat,sunblock,bug spray,grass,dirt,other's residue,spit(for those next to someone who can't figure out when/how to empty their spit valves),and things invisible to the untrained eye: fear of failure,frustration and desperation. Residue gradually builds up during the day and the physical effects can be washed away with soap and water. As for the psychological effects,however,the only cure is more practice and/or more Cowbell.
Jenna: I feel gross.
Me: It's Band Camp Residue.
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Fart Residue 

residue built up from repeatedly farting on any type of object consisting of fabric (clothes, seats, blankets, etc) this leaves a heavy scent of fart in the affected areas
After eating Indian food, I had a massive amount of fart residue in my boxers
Fart Residue by hardhitr3 December 7, 2009

residual 

abbreviation for residual high; a sense of being high a day or two after the actual act of smoking marijuana, sometimes lasting up to a week.
1. Dude...I smoked like two days ago, but I'm definitely feeling pretty residual today

2. Oh man...I've got major residual today
residual by SenorFrick January 11, 2009
(n.)Delicious leftovers remaining after the meals of other

(v.) To claim the right to consume all residuals after the meals of others.
(n.) Adam finished his meal of fried chicken and fries, so Daniel promptly claimed the residue.

(v.) "Residue!" Screamed the Pope as Don prepared to throw away his meal.
Residue by Fearmadillo April 17, 2010
The remaining fluids from one's encounters or the reference to such matters regarding such fluids remaining.
Girl: Well, where is your residue from last night?
Boy: In my sheets or in a hoe.
Residue by Aguyonmlia March 4, 2010

ball residue 

Dried up duckbutter dick and pussy juices; left over on your balls after you bust a hoes and had to run before cleaning up.
Tom: Man I got a bad case of the ball residue after Lisa's dad opened the door and I ran five blocks.

Jon: Damn that sucks what'd you do??

Tom: I clorox ready wiped that shit off!!!

Ruby Residue 

The crusty red juice left around the base of the penis after having sex with a woman on her period!
"Sex with a woman is amazing on her period if you don't mind a little ruby residue"
Ruby Residue by Puppybigballs March 28, 2007