Quebec Challenge 

A challenge that is almost irresistible to the challengee, but is so stupid or irresponsible that almost anyone would advise against it.

In reference to Quebec wanting to secede from Canada with no method of supporting themselves

Quebec Challenge: Run across the tracks right as the train is coming

Quebec Challenge by CowWithAMustacheAndGlasses June 2, 2019

Quebec Cleaner 

When your buddy nuts in your wife and cleans it up with his mouth, you feel bad and lick it off his face.

“Sorry for making a mess on the old lady let’s Quebec clean this up bud”. “Eh bud I’ll buy ya Molson since your a great Quebec Cleaner”.

Quebec Cleaner by SteelyDan11 June 27, 2019

quebec city 

Quebec city is a beautiful city but the people are idiots. They have an inferiority complex and they are all civil servants, costing the province of Quebec precious money that they don't deserve. They are racist and biggoted and they suffer from a culture of entitlement.

I moved to Quebec City 4 months ago and I want to gtfo

quebec city by Lafl October 1, 2007

quebec dump 

a abnorbaly large shit which causes bleeding of the the ass do to strains on the ass hole ring itself

this was brought on becaus me and my possie went to quebec on our school trip and i held a shit for the whole tour causeing it to become so wide that it was unberable. the screaming was so loud that they almost went out and got a shaperon to come and figure out wut was wrong. I eventualy took my friends tooth bush and broke intos smaller more berable pieces. (true story)

but i did infact give them a new brush ( i am not that much of an asshole jeez)

holy crap its a quebec dump

quebec dump by OlivierR September 11, 2006

Quebec motorcycle

A run-down, beaten up old passenger vehicle with no muffler, a badly tuned engine and only one working headlight.

(Somewhere on a highway in Ontario or Vermont, late at night): I think you better try to pass that Quebec motorcycle ahead of us. The exhaust fumes are killing me! Check out that piece of crap, blind in one eye, roaring like a hotrod!

Quebec motorcycle by kntshrm November 18, 2009

Quebec Bidet 

When you gracefully leave an upper decker, then use the bowl water to clean yourself afterwards.

Fuck bud, so I was at the corner store and buddy had no shit tickets, so I had to leave an upper decker and use the quebec bidet.

Quebec Bidet by HighstrikeGTR October 18, 2020

Quebec snowball 

When you get so cold, and your ball sack shrinks and gets goosebumps on it.

I was so cold that my balls shriveled up into a couple of Quebec snowballs.

Quebec snowball by Aguedesigns April 14, 2022