If I was quite a bit dumber I might have been one, also my "criminal" history wouldn't have helped.

There is plenty of real crime that needs to be controlled, but with that been said there is a lot "crime" going on behind the walls of "justice".

There are only two types:
1. I want to do right by my fellow humans.

2. I'm a giant fuking egg
This police jobs great but do I really have to work with some of these fuking eggs
by Throwing stones May 15, 2019
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A job that is required for society to function but also one that no one actually likes.
Police
by Inquisitive Walnut June 5, 2020
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person(s) who arrests criminals.
by it's meow! June 4, 2017
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Nice people to go to in need of help.
Saints; Class, remember the Police are your friends they are here to help you.

Saints; Rodney King, honey, dear, the police only want to help you don't piss them off.

Rodney; I don't care about them.

LAPD; pulls out their johnny stick and use it on Rodney King.

"the whole class witness the event and laughs"

Saints; okay class, it's 3:00, go home and tell your parents what you have learned in class today.
by Saints October 30, 2003
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these the same fucks that fucked up my life.
False false power trill false you and the da cmon the nigro needs a new job after makin new friends
by i hate you too December 6, 2003
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1. COP, 5 0, Pig, Fuzz. These are the dudes that are always slappin' the black man down!
2. A rock group from the late '70s and early '80s that featured Sting on vocals.
1. Run! The fuckin' police are comin'!!
2. The Police were a great band of the '80s.
by Anonymous July 14, 2003
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Amazing men and women who risk their lives everyday to protect yours. Be grateful
While youre snuggled up and warm in your bed at 3am they are out watching and fighting for you. FOR YOU So please just please stop hating on police. They're the good guys.
by Ayo Be A Maverick August 9, 2017
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