PIDDLE OPPOSITE OF "ON", PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA

A nicer way of saying the phrase, "PISS OFF, PISS ANT"; basically telling somebody to go fuck themselves.
Piddle is another word for piss, and wingless hymenoptera is another way to say ant -- in particular, a female ant because males of many species do indeed have wings.

Works better when written or typed rather than when spoken.

The all-caps presentation is intentional; you want the recipient to think that you're shouting.

{Excerpt from an SMS message}

David}: Craig, can you clean out the plastic cat toliet while I'm gone?
{Craig}: PIDDLE OPPOSITE OF "ON", PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA!!! :-/

by Telephony April 06, 2019

Piddle Fart

Verb where you fart so hard, you piss a little

I laughed so hard i piddle farted

by Top flight security 46158 March 10, 2018

piddle pipe

It was an idea i had when i was on the phone to the bestest person on the planet lol! It is slang for that hole u piss out of.

haha that's the wrong hole you fool, that's my piddle pipe!!

i pee from my piddle pipe.

i just secreted urine from my piddle pipe.

by Hollie March 13, 2005

Piddle Mermaid

A girl or young woman who enjoys being urinated on and/or urinating on herself; it is a combination of the word "piddle" meaning to pee and the Disney film "The Little Mermaid."

1) Ariel loved having other people pee on her so much, they started calling her "The Piddle Mermaid."

2) I walked in on my little sister the other day and she was lying in the tub peeing all over herself...she's such a Piddle Mermaid.

by ED1071 April 15, 2008

piddle poop

the stupidest blind old tramp who's allways over ready to moon the poor unsuspecting public

what an old piddle poop you look today bro!

by mister cleverman October 06, 2004

piddling tongue

to blow raspberry/poke your tongue out in a playful manner.

Dude piddled his tongue at Chick when she called him a loser for being so passionate about knitting.

Dude was most unimpressed, but saw the funny side none the less.

Chick laughed at the piddling tongue.

by Spacebook 1 April 12, 2011

piddle stick

A stick on which one piddles.

Well piss on a piddle stick!

by bond_fan_001 February 01, 2009