piddle-padding 

The act of rubbing your dick on everything.

"Ozzy was piddle-padding all around your bed and I just wanna know if he's been washed because I don't wanna get AIDs"
"What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair??"
"RollAIDS"
hahahaha

piddle-padding by ChinChilla Cilla April 25, 2011

Piddle fucking around

Taking your sweet ass time aka dilly dicking around or fucking off

My coworkers are not working they are over there piddle fucking around

Piddle fucking around by Yard boss April 14, 2017

Piddle and Diddle 

What men usually do constantly when their wife or girlfriends are out of town for a weekend or longer. "Piddle" refers to doing menial chores or activities by themselves, followed by masturbation or "diddle", because of boredom.

Troy: "Hey man, what did you do this weekend with Liz out of town?"
Travis: "Not much, dude. I was pretty bored, so I spent most of the time cleaning the house and masturbating.
Troy: "Ah, the old piddle and diddle weekend. Sweet!"

Piddle and Diddle by Bayareaboy17 March 3, 2019

Piddle Fart 

Verb where you fart so hard, you piss a little

I laughed so hard i piddle farted

Piddle Fart by Top flight security 46158 March 10, 2018

piddle pipe 

It was an idea i had when i was on the phone to the bestest person on the planet lol! It is slang for that hole u piss out of.

haha that's the wrong hole you fool, that's my piddle pipe!!

i pee from my piddle pipe.

i just secreted urine from my piddle pipe.

piddle pipe by Hollie March 13, 2005

Piddle Mermaid 

A girl or young woman who enjoys being urinated on and/or urinating on herself; it is a combination of the word "piddle" meaning to pee and the Disney film "The Little Mermaid."

1) Ariel loved having other people pee on her so much, they started calling her "The Piddle Mermaid."

2) I walked in on my little sister the other day and she was lying in the tub peeing all over herself...she's such a Piddle Mermaid.

Piddle Mermaid by ED1071 April 15, 2008

piddle poop 

the stupidest blind old tramp who's allways over ready to moon the poor unsuspecting public

what an old piddle poop you look today bro!

piddle poop by mister cleverman October 6, 2004