Someone who moves ungodly slow, particularly in walking or driving. They may be in the most zen state ever… but for you, in your current anxious state… it’s driving you nuts.

The word “piddler” may have developed or has more usage in Southern Appalachia. The “piss” at the beginning gives it extra “mmph” and is intended to make light of the torture that is in experiencing a Piss Piddler.

Goddamn Piss Piddlers! I got places to be!

Piss Piddler by Crowmeats March 26, 2026

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dildo peddler

A woman or man who is a successful representative of one of those sex toy corporations such as Pure Romance. They are often throwing parties to fully stock and supply the neighborhood wives with their finest wares whether battery operated or not.

Guy A: Hey I heard Martha was buying a new house soon and finally paid off her SUV.

Guy B: Well of course she did since she became a dildo peddler. Those ladies are rolling in the dough!

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piddle wingless hymenoptera

This is a nice way of saying "piss ant".

Joe from Juneau is such a big piddle wingless hymenoptera! I really hope he has a efilnikufesin (Nice Fuckin' Life)!!!

piddle wingless hymenoptera by Telephony September 26, 2010

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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