An amazing person in general. Makes a great boyfriend/girlfriend and always puts others before themselves. They always have a dad joke at the ready and loves sending pick up lines to their crush/ lover. While they can get very angry very fast, it’s not their fault. Parker has had a very traumatic past and has a messed up family life. Also most likely trans and has a great sense of style.
by Cows.arent.sheep October 5, 2018
by Tyrone Latrell Jackson July 28, 2012
Parker can easily be a boys name but I’m gonna explain it as a girls choice. Parker’s are often quite quiet. They prefer to observe and watch rather than express her opinion. Don’t get me wrong, they do have opinions. And deep ones. Parker’s think through everything thoroughly, although they say no quite a lot. Usually Blonds or Blacks, Parker’s have inner beauty and stunning features on the outside. She will know this but doesn’t pride herself by her looks. Her smarts are of high quality too but don’t expect her to do your homework. She can be very stubborn but is a true friend and there is no mean steak in her nature
by Peng_Names April 25, 2019
An oversensitive whore who will scream at you when he dies in Roblox. He's usually twelve or thirteen and already going bald. He always runs home to tell his brother he fingered a girl.
Person One "Dude, stop acting like Parker."
Person Two "Yeah man, Parker fucking sucks.”
Parker “Yeah actually, stop acting like that cunt Parker..... wait...”
Person Two "Yeah man, Parker fucking sucks.”
Parker “Yeah actually, stop acting like that cunt Parker..... wait...”
by Bryce R. M. March 24, 2019
by Somebody who doesn't care February 26, 2019
A manslut
by Jdkfkskskdk December 15, 2018
parker is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. though she struggles in her own ways, she is always careful not to show it and to spread bad bitch energy and kindness everywhere ever she goes. if you ever feel upset or anxious, she is the first person you will go to. expect to be fed and comforted.
that being said, don't hurt her. you will regret it. they don't respond well to toxic friends, but if you are loyal and sweet (also need a bit of baddie energy) parker is sure to keep you forever. look, they can't go four minutes without making a gay joke. but they are good ones. trust me. she likes women. and her girlfriend. especially her gf.
in all due honesty parker is bound to be your favorite person, ik shes mine. she will make you laugh until your ribs hurt and will stay up all night in your kitchen eating oranges and drinking milk. perfect combo.
parker loves going everywhere with her best friends, especially south congress in austin and eating at Elizabeth street and going for a burger at cafe no se.
thank mother earth for parker, darling.
that being said, don't hurt her. you will regret it. they don't respond well to toxic friends, but if you are loyal and sweet (also need a bit of baddie energy) parker is sure to keep you forever. look, they can't go four minutes without making a gay joke. but they are good ones. trust me. she likes women. and her girlfriend. especially her gf.
in all due honesty parker is bound to be your favorite person, ik shes mine. she will make you laugh until your ribs hurt and will stay up all night in your kitchen eating oranges and drinking milk. perfect combo.
parker loves going everywhere with her best friends, especially south congress in austin and eating at Elizabeth street and going for a burger at cafe no se.
thank mother earth for parker, darling.
human: bro who is that girl? she looks hot.
friend: um dude. that's parker. and its never gonna happen.
friend: um dude. that's parker. and its never gonna happen.
by Forevertgther! May 21, 2021