parallel liking

On Facebook, when one person's comment is liked by another person, whose responding comment is then liked by the original commenter.

Can be used for many reasons, the most common being:
1. Self-absorption
2. Eagerness to appear as though one has a private joke with someone else
3. Desire to publicly proclaim the good standing of a relationship to the world (whether true or false).

Vanessa: Wow, I can't believe Brit-brit and Jen-jen are so self-absorbed that they keep parallel liking everything!

Angie: Yeah, especially since they had that big fight yesterday...everyone knows they don't really get along anymore.

by korotoumou February 21, 2011

parallel parking

When two men lay their penses on top of one another and stroke them at the same time.

Wow, that parallel parking job last night really hit the spot.

by Gusty_Aeroplane August 25, 2019

parallel parking

sexual intercourse

June was in a bad mood: she wanted some parallel parking with Alec, but he had a headache.

by Dunky Oggins November 09, 2003

parallel angles

when 2 straight angels (180 degrees) are the exact same distance apart from eachother at all points thus making the 2 angles parallel

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^^^^^these 2 angles are parallel angles

by cchhaall March 27, 2007

Parallel Farce

The manuver in which rather than following the standard method for parallel parking, one simply pulls into a spot nose-first and proceeds to straighten out as if they had done an actual parallel parking job. Also, the telling of a story of parallel parking using such a method

"...So I was parallel parking, and I just pulled in without backing up or anything."
"Oh...so you mean a parallel farce?"

by Mr. Kraft Singles October 18, 2008

Parallel Parked

Getting parallel parked is the ultimate L.

When you parallel park someone in a debate or argument they are left speachless and wanting to end it all for being so fucking smooth-brained because just like driving, they failed hard at parallel parking their electric hybrid solar neutron star powered smart car.

"Hey did you see that interview with Jordan Peterson and Cathy Newman? She got her Top-Romen hair parallel parked"

by Send-The-Asteroid June 29, 2021

parallel construction

The government broke its own laws and violated your rights. But fuck you, bro, nothing you can do about it. You going to jail.

Cop: We didn't have reasonable grounds to stop and search.

Prosecutor: Get up to date man! No problem! I'll just use a parallel construction.

by mrdobolino December 07, 2016