parallel chick
parallel chick by Selffulfilledde14cc May 19, 2016
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parallel construction
The government broke its own laws and violated your rights. But fuck you, bro, nothing you can do about it. You going to jail.
Cop: We didn't have reasonable grounds to stop and search.
Prosecutor: Get up to date man! No problem! I'll just use a parallel construction.
Prosecutor: Get up to date man! No problem! I'll just use a parallel construction.
parallel construction by mrdobolino December 7, 2016
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parallel message
Another message individuals express by means of the tonality, volume, pitch, or pacing they use while expressing the main message. It can support, compliment, refute, deny, or even contradict the main message.
When the girl said, "You're welcome" in a tone which said, "You're not fucking welcomed you fucking idiot," I knew something was up. To understand parallel messages say any word in the opposite intonation of what it means. Say "beautiful" while making a face of disgust. Say "ugly" as if you were saying "beautiful."
parallel message by but for April 19, 2018
Parallel Friends
Parallel Friends, are two men which are the BESTEST of friends but can't be gay for each other because they're both straight and agree to be just friends
Person 1: *hugs*
Person 2: *hugs back*
Person 3 (in the distance): Man those two are good Parallel Friends.
Person 4 (talking to Person 3): I know right?
Person 2: *hugs back*
Person 3 (in the distance): Man those two are good Parallel Friends.
Person 4 (talking to Person 3): I know right?
Parallel Friends by Spaaky December 1, 2020
Parallel Parked
Getting parallel parked is the ultimate L.
When you parallel park someone in a debate or argument they are left speachless and wanting to end it all for being so fucking smooth-brained because just like driving, they failed hard at parallel parking their electric hybrid solar neutron star powered smart car.
When you parallel park someone in a debate or argument they are left speachless and wanting to end it all for being so fucking smooth-brained because just like driving, they failed hard at parallel parking their electric hybrid solar neutron star powered smart car.
"Hey did you see that interview with Jordan Peterson and Cathy Newman? She got her Top-Romen hair parallel parked"
Parallel Parked by Send-The-Asteroid June 29, 2021
Parallel Parked
The instance when you are head-on approaching someone for a hug, and they surprisingly turn their body at the last second... Thus, resulting in the most awkward sidehug known to man.
Sally: How did the date end?
Lafonda: Awfully, I was going in for the hug and he Parallel Parked it on me. #Totes the most awk hug of life.
Lafonda: Awfully, I was going in for the hug and he Parallel Parked it on me. #Totes the most awk hug of life.
Parallel Parked by MizzM. December 5, 2011
Parallel Jerk
Parallel Jerk by Desertghost87 December 16, 2011