Lamming

Starting ten Facebook chats with anyone and everyone and making it seem like you want to have a conversation with them but leaving all of a sudden, typically by using the excuse of "brb pooping", "brb driving", or "brb league"

A: Dude, Nathan just chatted me!
B: Wait, are you sure he's not lamming you?
A: Nah we have important stuff to talk about
...
A: Wait, nvm he just left the convo to go poo. He was lamming.

by Lamming June 30, 2014

lam

Incredibly docile, virgin Asian-American male; subject to fits of self-loathing, demonstrated by extreme desire to be socially accepted

That dude is such a lam, he never leaves work so the boss will like him

by Trouble1982 April 14, 2003

Am Lam Lam

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Drinking; Whereas - Om nom nom= Eating

Pewp. Am Lam Lam

by 111123 May 23, 2011

LAMS

LAMS stands for "Look at me Syndrome."

"Billy has been really annoying today."
"Yeah, hes got LAMS, I swear."

by AvgTroll December 5, 2015

LAM

Laughing At Myself

I am LAM

by Tashwin February 23, 2016

Little Lam Lam

A Sexy man named Liam with an especially large rear end one so big it has its own gravitational pull. (warning: This person may have anger issues)

oh my stars golly gosh great snakes look at that badonkadonk gyaat damn what a little lam lam

by theGrippyGrouper February 6, 2023

Lams

A social group prevalent in Germany, characterized by poor grammar, sweat pants, and a mullet.

Es fällt mir schwer die Lams nicht zu hassen

by The überbitch March 26, 2007