A channel that used to have great shows like Hey Arnold, Rocko's Modern Life, Ren & Stimpy, Salute your Shorts, Kenan and Kel, Clarissa Explains it all, and many more.
Then somebody decided it would be nice to fuck everybody up the ass by targeting their audience to immature homosexual 6 year old cockfags and canceling all their "inappropriate" shows.
Hell even Spongebob was ok for its first season. Same with the Fairly Odd Parents. But after that, they took a long load of shit off work and just played re-runs and Polly Pocket commercials.
When they came back, they completely gayed up everything. For example, in nearly every Spongebob episode, he is always crying like a baby, or singing in his usual high-pitched voice.
When they made Invader Zim all sanity was thought to have been restored. Then it's canceled. Quickly. What a load of fuck.
Whenever they try to make new shows, they completely fail. They make it, turns out it sucks Ron Paul's balls, and then they cancel it. For example, Catscratch. Or Kappa Mikey. Or El Tigre. Or Just Jordan. Or Marvin Mystery. And Jimmy Neutron (EW that show was so gay).
The exact same will happen with the extremely eye-watering utter fail shows Back at the Barnyard, and The Mighty B.
Nickelodeon used to have events like U-Pick-Live for example. Then they "re-made" it with overenthusiastic nerd hosts. Every day you'd hear them say, "and HERE'S more, SPONGEBOB!!" and it would just be another fucking re-run.
And yet at the "Kid's Choice Awards" they'd bring back Pick boy, and all the little 5 year olds would be like "wtf is he?" because they canceled him a long time ago. :/
And speaking of Kid's Choice Awards, notice how these asshats always pick people like, hannah montana for example, as "best actress", etc. What the fuck is wrong with these kiddies?
They seem so interested with their Naked Brothers Band. Well of course, just like them, their testicles haven't dropped yet. The naked brothers band thinks it "cool" to play sing-a-long songs in front of a microphone, and the lead "singer" with the mole on his face and with bloodshot eyes and greasy hair thinks he's "sexy".
Now here we are again with re-runs of gay shows released at least 100 years ago like Spongebob or the Fairly Odd Parents.
Thank you Nickelodeon. Thank you for making America's children interested in shows in which the characters CONSTANTLY TALK TO THEMSELVES. And sing, and cry, all the freaking time. And have lame, lame jokes.
You have inspired me to kill myself. Thank you, Nickelodeon.
Then somebody decided it would be nice to fuck everybody up the ass by targeting their audience to immature homosexual 6 year old cockfags and canceling all their "inappropriate" shows.
Hell even Spongebob was ok for its first season. Same with the Fairly Odd Parents. But after that, they took a long load of shit off work and just played re-runs and Polly Pocket commercials.
When they came back, they completely gayed up everything. For example, in nearly every Spongebob episode, he is always crying like a baby, or singing in his usual high-pitched voice.
When they made Invader Zim all sanity was thought to have been restored. Then it's canceled. Quickly. What a load of fuck.
Whenever they try to make new shows, they completely fail. They make it, turns out it sucks Ron Paul's balls, and then they cancel it. For example, Catscratch. Or Kappa Mikey. Or El Tigre. Or Just Jordan. Or Marvin Mystery. And Jimmy Neutron (EW that show was so gay).
The exact same will happen with the extremely eye-watering utter fail shows Back at the Barnyard, and The Mighty B.
Nickelodeon used to have events like U-Pick-Live for example. Then they "re-made" it with overenthusiastic nerd hosts. Every day you'd hear them say, "and HERE'S more, SPONGEBOB!!" and it would just be another fucking re-run.
And yet at the "Kid's Choice Awards" they'd bring back Pick boy, and all the little 5 year olds would be like "wtf is he?" because they canceled him a long time ago. :/
And speaking of Kid's Choice Awards, notice how these asshats always pick people like, hannah montana for example, as "best actress", etc. What the fuck is wrong with these kiddies?
They seem so interested with their Naked Brothers Band. Well of course, just like them, their testicles haven't dropped yet. The naked brothers band thinks it "cool" to play sing-a-long songs in front of a microphone, and the lead "singer" with the mole on his face and with bloodshot eyes and greasy hair thinks he's "sexy".
Now here we are again with re-runs of gay shows released at least 100 years ago like Spongebob or the Fairly Odd Parents.
Thank you Nickelodeon. Thank you for making America's children interested in shows in which the characters CONSTANTLY TALK TO THEMSELVES. And sing, and cry, all the freaking time. And have lame, lame jokes.
You have inspired me to kill myself. Thank you, Nickelodeon.
kid: OH MIE GOSH, NAT WOLFF IS SO TOTALLY HAWT I WANNA HAVE "SEX" WITH HIM, WHAYEVER THAT MEENS
dude: um. what? you are a girl, right?
kid: no, why?
dude: ... nickelodeon fag, much?
kid: gtg another re-run of BACK AT DA BARENYAWRD is pwaying.
-- -- --
kid has been kicked. <no furries allowed.>
dude: um. what? you are a girl, right?
kid: no, why?
dude: ... nickelodeon fag, much?
kid: gtg another re-run of BACK AT DA BARENYAWRD is pwaying.
-- -- --
kid has been kicked. <no furries allowed.>
by XFi6 August 21, 2008
A television channel that at one time owned. But they canceled all the good shows and replaced them with shows aimed at six-year-olds (so what does that make Nick Jr., like, two-year-old shit?), made a brief comeback with Invader Zim, but canceled that and is dying now.
They recently started an American-drawn anime show called Avatar: The Last Airbender. That show sucks more than all the other shows combined.
They recently started an American-drawn anime show called Avatar: The Last Airbender. That show sucks more than all the other shows combined.
by Cortana Dragoon June 17, 2005
A kids channel that was pretty good and had great cartoons like old school spongebob, my life as a teenage robot, and fairly odd parents( I grew up in the early 2000s). It started going down the drain at about 2005-2007ish when teenick(basically a bunch of overrated sitcoms with terrible actors) created iCarly. That show somehow became really popular, and to this day, nickeloden is litteraly icarly and new spongebob 24/7. Spongebob has been around for more than 10 years, so of course it has run out of ideas for good ideas for shows. So now nickelodeon isnt even worth watching, thanks to icarly.
Little girl: did u see icarly last night!? I wanna be just like her!!! I lllooooove nickelodeon!!!
Me: whatevah you say.*turns on invader zim*
Me: whatevah you say.*turns on invader zim*
by rozithecoolone February 9, 2011
the t.v. channel that had great shows, but now it cancelled all the really good ones and put on crappy ones like jimmmy neutron and so now it sucks a lot.
tim- dude lets watch nickelodeon
frank- no that tv station stinks, lets go watch cartoon network...its a lot better.
frank- no that tv station stinks, lets go watch cartoon network...its a lot better.
by TMOORE August 26, 2006
Good things never last. So true about Nickelodeon. This channel used to have all the badass shows like Rocko's modern life, Hey arnold and Invader Zim. Takes me back to think of these shows. With spongebob, Nickelodeon went downhill. The channel cancelled all the good shows and brought in new gay stuff. Lets take a look at the new Nickelodeon:
Icarly- the main character and her friends do whatever they want, not a good example for kids.
The penguins of madagascar- a spin off cartoon, wow
Fanboy and Chumchum- worse and stupider than icary
Back at the barnyard- another crappy spin off.
The mighty B!- five bucks you don't remember this one
True Jackson VP- common Nickelodeon, really
Victorious- just horrible teen drama
Big Time Rush- WTF!!!!!!!!!!! really
So shows like invader Zim, Rocko's modern life, The ren and stimpy show, or angry beavers are not worthy for nick, just teenage 'drama' and stupid new cartoons. Maybe like Darth Vader, there is still good in nickelodeon, who knows?
Icarly- the main character and her friends do whatever they want, not a good example for kids.
The penguins of madagascar- a spin off cartoon, wow
Fanboy and Chumchum- worse and stupider than icary
Back at the barnyard- another crappy spin off.
The mighty B!- five bucks you don't remember this one
True Jackson VP- common Nickelodeon, really
Victorious- just horrible teen drama
Big Time Rush- WTF!!!!!!!!!!! really
So shows like invader Zim, Rocko's modern life, The ren and stimpy show, or angry beavers are not worthy for nick, just teenage 'drama' and stupid new cartoons. Maybe like Darth Vader, there is still good in nickelodeon, who knows?
smart kid: Nickelodeon used to have good shows that had a few innuendos for teens, but they were still funny. Now all they have is icarly, big time rush and stupid cartoons like fanboy and chum chum
10 year old girl: Whatever, leik icarly is so awsome, OMG, the boys from big time rush are so hawt. liek victorious is so good. OMG liek icalry is on.
smart kid: fuck Ic..... (head blows up after watching icarly for 5 seconds)
10 year old girl: Whatever, leik icarly is so awsome, OMG, the boys from big time rush are so hawt. liek victorious is so good. OMG liek icalry is on.
smart kid: fuck Ic..... (head blows up after watching icarly for 5 seconds)
by mr. mercury June 27, 2010
a discontinued children's programming channel. ran from who-knows-when to 2002.
not to be confused with Nick, its shitty replacement.
not to be confused with Nick, its shitty replacement.
by ga lat dai July 21, 2008
A Channel like MTV that pollutes the minds of children and some teenagers who watch "Teenick". They cancel all the shows that are shitty in less than a year and yet they keep producing more and more shitty shows. These fuckers who own Nickelodeon, which is MTV, are a bunch of fucking asswholes who need to fucking die, or get off the air. Shitty shows include icarly or should i say diecarly, zoey101, unfabulous, H2O or should I say GAY2O, The Mighty B, Avatar or should I say Avatard, and a hell of a lot more shitty shows because the list keeps going.
Fuck you MTV for polluting the minds of our generation and Fuck you Nickelodeon for polluting the generation to follow.
Fuck you MTV for polluting the minds of our generation and Fuck you Nickelodeon for polluting the generation to follow.
by MTV Should Die January 10, 2009