A very Dark But Sexy Human Being. Has A very very very Large Penis and very funny. A guy that gets all the ladies, and has a 10/10 Personality.
by Jason_is_the_5-0 May 16, 2018
Pronounced: (maa-tee)
A unique word that acts as a lubricant to a conversation, by being an Adjective and verb and noun.
Adjective:
1. To feel ill, or not well.
2. A secondary word for awesome.
3. Tired, pissed off.
4. sexy.
Noun:
1. A friend.
2. A girlfriend or lover.
Verb:
1. Doing in an excellent way.
2. Someone doing unto you in a most terrible way.
3. Defeated or undone.
A unique word that acts as a lubricant to a conversation, by being an Adjective and verb and noun.
Adjective:
1. To feel ill, or not well.
2. A secondary word for awesome.
3. Tired, pissed off.
4. sexy.
Noun:
1. A friend.
2. A girlfriend or lover.
Verb:
1. Doing in an excellent way.
2. Someone doing unto you in a most terrible way.
3. Defeated or undone.
Adjective:
1. I was mattied after that ride.
2. That car was matti.
3. I'm extremely matti about my boss's comment.
4. She is very matti.
Noun:
1. What's going on Matti?
2. Hey Mattiness, you want to snuggle?
Verb:
1. I was matting it up while playing COD4.
2. He mattied me, and sent me home with my tail between my legs.
3. I mattied those other programmers.
1. I was mattied after that ride.
2. That car was matti.
3. I'm extremely matti about my boss's comment.
4. She is very matti.
Noun:
1. What's going on Matti?
2. Hey Mattiness, you want to snuggle?
Verb:
1. I was matting it up while playing COD4.
2. He mattied me, and sent me home with my tail between my legs.
3. I mattied those other programmers.
by mattimn April 3, 2010
Dude #1:"Man we're drinking Matty's tonight"
Dude #2:"Awful!"
Dude #1:"Yeah, but it'll get ya drunk!"
Dude #2:"Awful!"
Dude #1:"Yeah, but it'll get ya drunk!"
by James of FP7 November 13, 2006
by ieatchocolatesauce May 24, 2023
The sexiest motherfucker in the world. Can't speak though. Also seeks attention from the others but can be very kind.
You're such a Mattys.
by Matty Tatty July 3, 2021
by Matthew Prior July 3, 2006
The Mattis is an act used to seduced a female. The male (usually a bro or tool) begins making out with the female and then proceeds to reach around to her ass and insert a finger into her butthole. This is an attempt to use the Shock and Awe factor for anal stimulation. It is best used in situations when both parties are drunk.
by LaxPermit January 30, 2012