lumberjack

When the proud proprietor of a large boner pulls his cock to the side only to let it go a moment later so that it swings back assaulting the victim's face. The lumberjack can also be done by pushing the boner downward so that it swings up and hit's the victim's chin, this is also known as an "upper-chuck."

"That bitch didn't know how to give head, so I lumberjacked her face with my cock."

"I lumberjacked her when she wasn't looking."

by Rufus June 27, 2003

lumberjack

The sexual act, coined by Michael Edward Hickey and Joseph Michael Young, when a woman is on all fours betwix two males, one entering her vagina (or anus), the other through her mouth. The two men then lock wrists, and pull back and forth like old-time lumberjacks using a two-man saw. Often called an LBJ for short, popular in southern Illinois colleges.

Hey Michael, that chick looks like she'd be down for a LBJ, Shotgun anus!
Yes Joe, She's ripe for a lumberjack!

by Samuel Gompers September 15, 2006

lumberjack

A fashionably disabled(genderly-confused)tree cutting person.

see monty python

by Jo Rabbi November 22, 2003

lumberjack

a word you call a friend who likes 'chopping' wood

mahfouz: mascud is a lumberjack wtf does eat wood
mascud: i heard that also its nice
mahfouz: ur such a lumberjack

by creatoroftheword March 10, 2019

lumberjack

a male equivalent of a mediocrity from the suburbs

if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and/or your father a lumberjack don' t expect to look like either Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie, even if your bedroom skills are better than your parents.

by Sexydimma September 13, 2016

lumberjack

girl with a tendency to bite down during a bj. i.e. to cut your wood.

Andy ended up in hospital yesterday after his bitch turned into a lumberjack.

by Veno-mous boy August 05, 2006

lumberjack

A threesome involving two guys and one girl in a fingercuff position. The two guys must move in sync in such as way as to resemble two lumberjacks sawing down a tree with a bow saw.

Bobby and I lumberjacked that swamp donkey from the bar last night.

by GSS November 16, 2004