lex

Verb meaning to shave someone's head. Derived from Lex Luther in Smallville.

One bully: What should we do to that nerd?
Second bully: Lex him.
First bully: Too mean!

by thetrimmer September 12, 2009

Lex

by mack upon a billy November 20, 2019

An individual who sucks many whale dicks.

Woah that lex likes those whale dicks

by ferdaboys786 February 17, 2017

(verb) 1. A blatant and overt form of masurbation, generally with a facial expression of excitment and anxiousness.

I walked in on Ben and Brandon the other day and they were Lexing each other off

by Chris Valdes April 11, 2007

Latin. "The law is harsh, but it is the law."

"Man, I can't believe I have to die for killing someone!"

"Dura lex, sed lex"

by KatsuyoriTakeda September 9, 2009

1) short way for cum
2) used to have sex with celebrities

do u have lex
Fuck u bitch, Sex

by Libido January 10, 2005

An object so incredibly large the entirety of transhit could fit on it.

"Wow, the universe is HUGE!"
"Lex's forehead is bigger!"

by PlebLord_SVG69 August 4, 2016