1. A Chinese euphemism for husband. Literally means "old grandpa".

2. An older man who is dating an attractive woman significantly younger than he.
Mei-ling, I can't hang with you tonight. I gotta go home and cook dinner for the lao gong!
by sassafrassa April 3, 2009
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The action of kicking a pregnant woman in the boobs while drinking a glass of breast milk from another woman.
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Expression-can be offensive to certain individuals...

When there is that moment with all your friends that you know you'll remember til at least the next time your drunk, therefore you need an elaborate expression to descibe the previous scenario that just happened.
Me: Dude, I was just a party when some red head started talking shit, he got made as hell and started fighting all the sousas there.

Hemo: "well was it pretty funny to watch?"

Me: " Dude it was funny as Laos!"
by Taylor Serrano July 1, 2009
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The worst fucking teacher know to man also very overweight
omfg I hate Ms lao so much!
Your being a lot like Ms lao right now
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Means "Dirty Old Man". Relates to an old pervert or horny old pervert.
Chin Hock, don't be a lao hiao.
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hokkien way of complimenting a foxy woman who is over 30 yrs old
look at that lao chio! dunno if she need a toyboy.
by Marcus October 20, 2004
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