by Wonton Panda September 26, 2010
When you are at an oriental message parlor and waiting for your happy ending the chick pulls out her cock and makes you suck it. She finishes with a donkey punch because at this point you are confused.
Dan walked into the lucky dragon and was expecting a happy ending when all of the sudden the woman pulls out her cock and forces poor dan into the Hong Kong surprise. Dan is confused but somewhat aroused then she donkey punches him to finish him off.
by twigsandberries May 30, 2011
A Hong Kong Finish is the name for what those weird pervert dudes in Hong Kong do to women on the subway. They rub on them and then “finish” on their clothing -- all while avoiding eye contact because Asian folks do not like eye contact, unless it’s eye contact made with a crying woman. That’s totally a thing over there! Anyways, that’s how it gets on the inside of jackets and backs of skirts. Everyone is in their biz casual attire on the subway coming home from work.
I know these things because I’m old.
I know these things because I’m old.
by hongkongfinisher July 9, 2014
The act of filling an egg roll with diarrhea and forcing into your partner's anus. Some even try to use a karate kick to jam it in there. Similar to a shit dildo but with a few more steps.
"Dude, that's the last time I hook up with an Asian chick. Last night, she tried to give me a Hong Kong Gooey when i wasn't looking."
by SbooduhF March 9, 2012
While you are at the massage parlor, and you pay the extra for the handjob at the end, because Hong Kong is such a beautiful place.
I'm going to go get a massage and the hole in the wall joint, while I'm there I'm Going to Hong Kong.
by Chiee January 6, 2017
Chad and I went on the Hong Kong express last night when we were traveling through the Red light district in Bangkok.
by Yolipolioli January 13, 2018
A very attractive Asian boy or man, which is considered uncommon. Usually into Chinese, Japanese, or Korean culture, such as martial arts and natural medicine; very smart and dedicated to what they love; has an awesome taste in music; basically all around amazing that it's surprising that he could even be as hot and/or sexy as he is. Also known as Hong Kong Hunk.
White Girl #1: Wow, did you see that Hong Kong hottie walk by? I have a huge crush on him.
White Girl #2: You don't have a chance.
White Girl #2: You don't have a chance.
by whitegirlnumberone June 15, 2009