Kimchi Per Second (KPS)

The relative speed at which a Korean girl moves. The numeric average is 24 KPS. Speeds may vary depending on the situation i.e. KPS may decrease if the Korean girl is drunk.

Dammit we will be late to the club because she is moving at a speed of 24 Kimchi Per Second (KPS)

by PandaJ22 January 13, 2015

You're Kimchi the Best Burger

A burger that comes with kimchi

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the You're Kimchi the Best Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018

satans kimchi

when wasabi comes out of your nose.

charlie was blowing out satans kimchi

by bjtdbz November 26, 2018

kimchi girl

you have a lot of biases?
or do you stan more than just one kpop? then you are a kimchi girl.

"oh so you like kpop? what is your favourite group?"
"well, i am a kimchi girl"

by kpop book January 24, 2019

san kimchi

this guy is goofy as hell, and whateva he says or does is zesty

bro why u being zesty, stop acting like san kimchi

by goofyahhchalebruh August 23, 2023

kimchi slap

Slapping a man or woman with kimchi.

* So this girl kimchi slapped me yesterday*

by Kimchilover1234 April 26, 2017

Kimchi car

A cheap used car that is traded between service members as they come and go from duty in South Korea.

I bought a kimchi car from a GI for $500 last year but can easily get $750 when I return to the States in a few weeks.

by Kakeman January 15, 2018