kern box

An amazing girl who is full of colors. Short but sweet. Drop dead gorgeous. So funny she could make a rock piss itself. Little girl who lives in a box. A sexy box.

Oh goodness. What a sexy box. Must be a kern box.

by DangerousDern November 30, 2009

Kern

A cool ass dude who most people don't understand. Very sociable but very dismissive. Super selective when it comes to friends and acquaintances. Has no problem putting you in your place if you step out of line. Loves food and would probably spend his whole salary on it.

I would love to hang out with a Kern. Kern is probably fucking that girl over there.

by Kingofkinfolks November 24, 2021

Kern

When garett laughs so hard, he kerns

Garett laughed so hard he kerned

by Gingercracker June 6, 2023

Kern

Game player, usually that guy who plays the most women

He just pulled of a kern right there

by Lasandra May 23, 2022

Kern

The way people from Colorado say corn. This came about from the way they say Coors as Kurs

Let's have Kern on the kerb for dinner tonight

by Taintremover February 13, 2019

Kern

Someone that has a butthole or vagina filled with cum

Man Amy, that whore next door, is a real kern.

by Bimjo December 27, 2017

kern

to bullshit a lengthy answer on a subject of essentially zero substance

Ben managed to kern a perfect exam answer despite knowing nothing of the question.

by comtruce March 1, 2016