Jono brett

Annoying yuppi with a really fast and ear-damaging laugh. Should be shot immdeietly if discovered...Will buy his way out of anything

man: Dude, grab my shotgun, i want to shoot that Jono in the head!

Jono Brett: DUDE WHAT THE HELL YES HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

by williewilliewilliepirate April 3, 2009

A Jono

Someone who always finds a way of either being late or not showing up at all

Ahhhhh he’s pulling a Jono

by Smokey-Elm July 8, 2021

jono ilori

a guy who is really big headed and up his own ass too far!

alright stop being such a jono ilori

by woodytheledge June 6, 2009

Jono Argument

An argument in which a person with an absurdly high IQ taunts another person, whose IQ is slightly (but significantly) lower, until the latter person cracks and storms out in a fit of anger (usually takes all of 30 seconds)

Fiona: Man, did you see Jono storm out of here before?
Hannah: Yeah, don't worry about that, we just had a Jono Argument

by hbenns November 28, 2014

Jono

someone who is attracted to fire; another word for pyromaniac

man, I love the way that grass is burning. Am I turning into a Jono?

by jonojudge153 October 26, 2018

jono mill

The act of dating a midget

damn, that guy is such a jono mill

by Illestcuntout#420blazeitallday July 21, 2014

Jono Ellis

An australian term to name someone, meaing they are just not a great guy. However, this is much more proper used when in a situation where your friend does something unfriend like.

Example 1

Tim: Frase, you wanna come to my place this weekend?

Fraser: Nah mate im going to practice my bowling technique

Tim: You are such a Jono Ellis, Frase.

Example 2

Kizza: So why didnt Goldsy come out last weekend?

Sitchy: He had to go shopping with his new girlfriend.
Kizza: What a Jono.

by Urbaner Dictionarius November 11, 2012