A Jono

Someone who always finds a way of either being late or not showing up at all

Ahhhhh he’s pulling a Jono

by Smokey-Elm July 8, 2021

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Jono

Absolute gronk. Fucking retard.

Yo is that Jono? Ugh, I hate him he's such a Gronk!

by Jonosagronk July 29, 2019

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Ashleigh and Jono

A good match. They are a good couple and they work well together.

Look at the couple goals with Ashleigh and Jono

by Anonymous 7265518 April 15, 2018

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The gay friend of the group who stays in the closet. He is a musical man who can get all the man ass he wants. Normally the guitar, but can be part of a choir as well. He also owes you the 20 he borrowed from you last year.

Lisa: Hey, you see that guy over there?
Matt: The one that touched my ass 3 times?
Lisa: Yeah, his name's Jono.
Matt: Figures.

by The Pain Is Unimaginable October 7, 2020

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Black Jono

A Black Jono is a breed of slim bois who tends to be the sideline to whoever is near them. They don't tend to be very brave or admirable they are however weak scrawny and sad. These types of Jono's are best avoided. They can't make any physical/verbal contact with any women you can see them typing to them safely from a distance using social media apps.

"Hey Pierre did u hear about jono?"
"Yea he sent his skinny jonah skinny jonah to Monique"
"He's such a black Jono"

by BigDikNiqqa May 28, 2020

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