Jono

Noun -

Jono (Jonathon) is a young lad, when its durry time you can witness him crawl out of his cave (he'll probably smell like shit though, so watch out). He's both fat AND gay, so if you're up for a challenge you can try and befriend this wild beast of a boy. Normally dummy thicc and retarded.

Adjective-
When something is both fat and gay.

Noun-

"Oh shit! is that jono?"
"Yeah, we should leave before he sees us"

Adjective-

"Ah heck man, my ex just got with a new dude"
"nah dont worry about it, he's probably jono"

by Iwanttodrinkpiss July 9, 2019

Jono

When someone has too much love to give so they spread it around to ensure more people are happy

"I'm going to do a Jono this weekend"

by Michalio October 4, 2019

Dirty jono

when you put a mr bean statue up the others ass.

bro I pulled a dirty jono last night, my statue is covered in shit now.

by DeepPain May 11, 2022

jono lu

petite vulnerable scrumptious dream enthusiast who craves being pegged by sherbet the soccer girl

ayo think my songs fem, he a jono lu frfr

by eshayyss August 18, 2022

Jono Argument

An argument in which a person with an absurdly high IQ taunts another person, whose IQ is slightly (but significantly) lower, until the latter person cracks and storms out in a fit of anger (usually takes all of 30 seconds)

Fiona: Man, did you see Jono storm out of here before?
Hannah: Yeah, don't worry about that, we just had a Jono Argument

by hbenns November 28, 2014

Jono Cann

Jono is the biggest gimp of the century. He’s got a little Weiner and no cock. He can never get hard and only gets in with his best friends

Jono Cann I want to go to bed with you. Actually not anymore

by Tyler Mascali August 15, 2018

JONO JUICE

the most powerful substance on earth
a cup of coffee is 0.5% of i sip of jono juice
the average human being would die after digesting even 2% of jono juice
the only person who can survive it is the big man himself: JONO

person 1: mate we need to win this game, go drink your jono juice
person 2: YES!

by Flipidipdip June 15, 2022