To experience convulsions when confronted with the possibility of interaction with the opposite sex.

In possession of a grossly underused choad.
She was so hot man, i almost went all jono long
by jim May 14, 2004
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To get sweaty palmed at the first hint of a conversation with a member of the opposite sex. Usually in possesion of a choad.
Oh man, hes gone all Jono Long on us!
by Ally B May 11, 2004
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the two hottest most spectacular, extravogent, funny, outrageous, fabulous, super dooper, guys in this universe known to all forms of life.
i can keep on going on and on about them there is so much to say, however due to little space and time, i am unable to even incorperate a minute fraction of anything about them, there is just too much. i can say one thing though. wowsles.
wow, look at that group of rely hot amazing guys, who nearly make up a minute fraction of what david and jono make up. pfft, we are such loosers compared to them n so are they.
by jono and dav January 6, 2005
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really cranky bastard. Very angry, an has the world against him.
Has extreme roid rage.
calm down man, you are acting like jono lazar
by The GDaddy September 5, 2004
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Someone who always finds a way of either being late or not showing up at all
by Smokey-Elm July 8, 2021
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Annoying yuppi with a really fast and ear-damaging laugh. Should be shot immdeietly if discovered...Will buy his way out of anything
man: Dude, grab my shotgun, i want to shoot that Jono in the head!

Jono Brett: DUDE WHAT THE HELL YES HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

by williewilliewilliepirate April 3, 2009
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