by Jhs jon has sweg January 7, 2014
Lil Jon Jon is a fat rapper from the planet Gawker and likes to beat indie music artists that are 5 years old and younger, they are all essential to Lil Jon Jon’s happiness.
Radom Guy: You hear the new Lil Jon Jon song
Big Chunky Guy: Yea it’s about beating 5 year olds who are indie artists.
Orphanage Owner: He burnt down my orphanage too
Big Chunky Guy: Yea it’s about beating 5 year olds who are indie artists.
Orphanage Owner: He burnt down my orphanage too
by YouEvaBlownUpAnOrphanage June 28, 2023
Jon's are the biggest cocky buttholes on earth. And they have the largest inflated heads known to man. Purple tree bunnys hate them so much. Jon's can be referred to as assholes, asswads, dickwads, jerkwads, buttholes etc. their head is inflated with so much gas that they have caused global warming. They seem to be girly boys as well and suck ass at debating with woman. Especially with their best friend whose a girl. Sometimes they're saps which is sweet.
by Purple tree bunny March 23, 2013
A Project Zomboid player who instead of "figuring it out" or "using google" will ask the nearest person about any issue they have. if no one is around, they will use /all and express a sense of urgency for any/all questions, regardless of actual urgency. Not only do they believe this game is polished, but anyone that hosts a server, is also their source of information when it comes to any errors they get and is also liable to anything that happens to them they didn't want. when when they get these issues from an obvious source. They will ask what happened, and blame the server for allowing it to happen. Furthermore, a Jon will fuck up constantly when it comes to standard gameplay, you can expect your food to be burnt, if the entire kitchen isn't burnt down. Your ammo to be missing, only to find out they went out to level guns, an died in the first mod from a "lag spike".
by No to Jons October 24, 2022
by Jrod12305 January 9, 2019
Person who's face looks, smells, feels and talks like a fish finger.
It is quite likely his mum is a fish finger too.
It is quite likely his mum is a fish finger too.
Girl: Your face look so familiar, have I met you before? In the Swan perhaps?
Jon: You probably like eating fish fingers.
Kid: Mum, I want to eat that.
Mother: No that's Jon! I will make you fish fingers when we're home.
Girl1: I am getting so hungry when I look at Jon's face.
Girl2: Yeah, me too.
Jon: You probably like eating fish fingers.
Kid: Mum, I want to eat that.
Mother: No that's Jon! I will make you fish fingers when we're home.
Girl1: I am getting so hungry when I look at Jon's face.
Girl2: Yeah, me too.
by Sconeface June 2, 2013
A skinny temperamental faggot who hates sports and only plays video games. He is short and skinny like a twig runs like a half retarded 90 year old pigeon.
by Lakerthegreater November 14, 2016