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Lil Jon Jon 

Lil Jon Jon is a fat rapper from the planet Gawker and likes to beat indie music artists that are 5 years old and younger, they are all essential to Lil Jon Jon’s happiness.
Radom Guy: You hear the new Lil Jon Jon song
Big Chunky Guy: Yea it’s about beating 5 year olds who are indie artists.
Orphanage Owner: He burnt down my orphanage too
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lil Jon Jon 

The most annoying lil fucker in all of eastmeck

/Doesn’t know what dickrider means
/SoundCloud rapper
“Yo is that lil jon jon ?”

“Yo shut up he might hear us and come over here

Lil Jon-versation

A conversation in a bar that is so loud that the people having the conversation can't hear each other well enough, so they simply start responding with the responses of "WHAT", "YEAH", and "OKAY."

As a result, the conversation begins to resemble a song by hip-hop / rap artist Lil Jon.
An example of a "Lil Jon-versation," as described taking place at a crowed, loud dance club:
A-"DO YOU WANT A BEER?!?"
B-"WHAT?!?"
A-"I SAID DO YOU WANT A BEER?!?"
B-"YEAH!"
A-"OKAY!"
...Person A Goes to Bartender...
A-"TWO BEERS, PLEASE!"
C-"WHAT?"
A-"I SAID, TWO BEERS, PLEASE!"
C-"OKAY! WHAT KIND?"
A-"WHAT?!?"
...
Lil Jon-versation by FrankZappaSA September 13, 2011
x The Phonetics of Lil' Jon

Yeahhh (Ye-ayah)

Whaaat (Hu-at-uh)

Okaayy (Oh-khaye)


X Etymology of Lil' Jon

A Chalet

Shiny Teeth

Club Energy
Madam, will this be reflected upon my frequent flyer miles?
Well sir, did you book your flight online?
Yeaaahhh!!!
lil jon by Ganguly July 8, 2004

Lil' Jon 

1. A hip-hop artist known for his use of only these three words: YEAH, OKAY, and WHAT. In every song cameo, he will use only the above listed words.
2. Also knowns as a method of repelling telemarketers.
"Enjoy your flight sir."
"WHAT!?"
"enjoy your flight sir."
"WHAT!?"
"Enjoy your flight sir."
"WHAT!?"
"Enjoy your flight sir."
"...OKAY!"

"Hello, my name is Bob from Telemarketing Evangelists..."
"WHAT?!"
"Hello, my name is Bob from Telemarketing Evangelists..."
"WHAT?!"
"Sir, is there a legal adult over the age of 18 in the house?"
"WHAT?!"
"Sir, is there a legal adult over the age of 18 in the house?"
"YEAH!"
"May I speak to them?"
"WHAT?!"
*click*
Lil' Jon by fro July 10, 2004
1. King of Crunk
2. Pimp cup holding rapper/producer that loves to yell "OOOOOOOOOKAAAAY" "YEEEEEEAAAAAAAH"and my favorite "WHHHHHHHAAAAAT?"
David Chappelle Show: "A Day of the Life with Lil Jon"
Doc: Do you take any drugs?
Lil Jon: what do you mean by drugs?
Doc: Prescription drugs?
lil jon: nope
Doc: cocaine?
Lil jon: of course not
Doc: marijuana?
Lil Jon: YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAH!!
lil jon by nay April 11, 2004

Lil Jon cannonball 

A variation on the drinking feat known as the cannonball where one partakes in such an action with one's hand on a window sill and feet on the wall (from the window to the wall), or vice versa, while suspended several feet above the ground and using one's free hand to rest the liquor bottle on the elbow and drink. After completing the cannonball, the performer must yell "Yeeeeeeah!" in true Lil Jon fashion. This is a physically challenging feat, one not likely to be bested.
My flawless Lil Jon cannonball execution topped even Maria's "Lil Kim cannonball", which involved drinking while swinging around a strippers' pole in edible underwear, and Kevin's "R. Kelly cannonball", where he drank while peeing on a 15-year-old girl.
Lil Jon cannonball by Nick D December 1, 2004