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Johaness Bogaards is the lay person's name for a small type of rodent, equipped with tiny reproductive organs and big, fish-like lips. The full Latin name of the spieces is "Johaness Bogaards Minimum Penis". This specific type of rodent is found typically under beds and pillows, where it slobbers to oblivion.
"Ouh, you look like a johannes bogaards, whipe that face of yours!", or "Oh My, his penis was so small, like on one of those Johannes Bogaardses on TV"
by Yasho1984 May 28, 2014
a form of rhyming slang in which "johann sebastian" means "back". it is named after the cool ass German composer
johann sebastian ---> johann sebastian bach
bach ---> back
johann sebastian ---> johann sebastian bach
bach ---> back
by munkiedoo October 7, 2009
Inventor of the Gutenberg press. Printing has an illustrious history starting when Gutenberg built the first printing press in 1436.
Johannes Gutenberg, a goldsmith and businessman from the mining town of Mainz in southern Germany, borrowed money to develop a technology that changing the world of communication.
by Johannes Gutenberg May 29, 2005
The most musically talented person you'll ever meet.
Very opinionated and spicy. Confrontational and opinionated. He's always right so he's earned the privilege to be boastful.
"Wrath" is an understatement for when you aggravate this intellect.
Very opinionated and spicy. Confrontational and opinionated. He's always right so he's earned the privilege to be boastful.
"Wrath" is an understatement for when you aggravate this intellect.
"Moonlightish moonlight under moonlight", by Johann Daveed.
"Johann! Johann Daveed! Get the Apples to Apples!" - cousin
"Johann! Johann Daveed! Get the Apples to Apples!" - cousin
by -Don't use your real name. January 14, 2021
-Did you see that guy walk past?
-Of course, I saw Johan / Johannes walk past, my pants could barely contain it.
-Of course, I saw Johan / Johannes walk past, my pants could barely contain it.
by Peanut Man 1 February 5, 2020
Used to reference a penis loving goddess who enjoys sexual play with things most people find repulsive. Someone called a “dirty jo” for short has an extreme poop fetish, and they are extremely fascinated with the anatomy of the large intestine as well as the contents of the fecal matter that they ask their sexual partners to excrete onto their feet. They’re also quite funny.
by The most loyal person EVAHH April 17, 2020