ninja attack flap jack

way of grooming a dog or sexual position. Dog: fold ears over head so they touch and put a ninja mask on him.

Sex: jump from top of pancakes and land perpendicularly on top of sexual partner. Also wearing a ninja mask.

"Here at west minstah we see Spuds with the "Ninja Attack Flap Jack."

"Baby, finish me! Do the Ninja Attack Flap Jack!"

by bill from ultimate fakebook February 19, 2004

Big flap jack facts

Big facts, something that is very true.

Damn my boy stijn is spitting big flap jack facts.

by Lokeend June 22, 2021

Flap Jacks and Cottage Cheese

a woman with saggy boobies and a really wrinkled up belly, usually the result of having multiple children

Barb should NOT wear that bathing suit she looks like Flap Jacks and Cottage Cheese!!!

by Bob1984 July 25, 2010

e-flap-jack-ass-ulation

A really weird word for the name Jack.

hey there, e-flap-jack-ass-ulation.

by dafhadf June 5, 2007

Flap Jack

Sagging tits that hang below the stomach. See your grandmother for more details

My granny has some nice flap jacks

by Fessy Monday March 27, 2016

Flap Jack

when you slap your bitch in the face with your penis.

Last night i flap jacked her in the face.

by qwqrfeb November 30, 2015

flap jack

your fore skin when its cut off

by by flap jack

by To Yb a fag January 4, 2019