Human

beings who roam the earth

person 1: what are you
person 2: human
person: why hello earthling

Human by strangeearthling December 13, 2020

Human

one of the only animals that reproduces in group of 3 or more humans, they call this practice "orgies"
there is still no explanation for this practice, they just seem to like it

"yesterday, I fucked 2 girls big time" the human sez

Human by anorphirith December 7, 2006

Human

We will enslave and then bury you!

Pitiful human scum, only good for one thing, food!

Human by Martian Conquistador February 5, 2004

human

Mostly Harmless
"Douglass Adams" HGTTG

Like SHEEP but slower.

human by Carbon Based April 4, 2005

human

Not the sharpest tool in the box

A rather frustrating carbon based bipedal lifeform that inhabits the third planet from the sun.
Has created many great civilisations and then smashed them up.
Will fight anything different from them which doesnt bode well for when extraterrestrials try to contact them

'Dont go to Earth its got Human beings'

'Errrrr!!!!'

Red Dwarf 1988

human by bigmeuprudeboy September 12, 2003

human

Apparently, we are the smartest animal on the planet, but the most dangerous to are selves and to other species. Thinking we are more important then animals. We are destroying are own environment, and by doing that will eventually destroy us. We are incredibly arrogant creatures who seem to think that they are the only species on this planet. Extremly selfish, Money's the only thing we care about, we don't care about the environment or society or people or animals. We abuse people and animals.

Me: Humans aren't smart!!, we are depleting are own o-zone layer, and all this other shit!!
Person: Wow!! she's got a point!!

human by Caitlin13579 March 3, 2008

human

An ape who does nothing all day but scratch it's butt.

Shut up, you are an ape. I don't talk to apes.

human by Teh Anners(Max = Hawt) March 6, 2005