A boring state that consists of hicks, a small number of beaches, rests areas, and the White Mountains. You have to drive through it to get to Maine or Montréal. Also it has a lack of sales tax that attracts many people from Massachusetts to go there and buy things, but the state has a 7 or 8 percent restaurant tax, while Massachusetts has only a 5 percent restaurant tax.
I hate New Hampshire.
by hasafienda January 18, 2005
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WORST STATE. I FUCKING HATE THE PLACE. CURRENTLY LIVING IN THE SEABROOK-HAMPTON AREA. MOVED HERE FROM CALI BOUT 4 YEARS AGO AND IM SURPRISED I HAVENT KILLED MYSELF. VERY VERY HARD TO ADAPT, ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE OF HISPANIC-AMERICAN RACE. NO QUESTION, IT'S THE WORST, WORST, WORST STATE FOR MINORITIES TO LIVE IN. EVERYTHING FROM RESIDENTS, TO WEATHER, AND SCHOOLs. GOD DAMN I HATE THIS STATE, I SWEAR, Cold as fuck, and its really snowing as im typing this. my west coast style music is playing and its 10 degrees out. people ask me why i moved and im still searching for an answer.
pinche bola de putos que viven en este mendigo estado. holler to everyone i used to know in south gate, watts, and south central. fuck compton.
by LUIS- age 17 March 8, 2005
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Deadass just the worst US state humanly possible. It's all just mountains, trees, and maple syrup. New Hampshire will fuck your wife in front of you after beheading your kids. Fuck. What the fuck.
Person 1: "Hey man where do you live?"
Person 2: "I live in New Hampshire."
Person 1: "Woah dude, I didn't know you weren't protected under BOTH the U.S. Constitution and the Bill Of Rights."
by Im Crying On The Inside March 28, 2019
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New England state, north of Massachusetts. The folk of this state are simple, like cows.
I drove to Cow Hampshire to snag a cheap carton of butts.
by Butchie December 19, 2003
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The state I live in that sucks... We have more cows than people and you can drive the perimeter of the state within like 3 hours because its so small... It is like -20 in the winter and +120 in the summer. We have too many dirt roads. The only good things are that we have no taxes practically and we are all rich. We all drive like 100 on the highway (on I93 and I89, you get places fast...) and our towns have cool names.
Wow, it is cold today in New Hampshire. Thank God I am moving
by Meeeeeeee October 2, 2004
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That state next to that one with the maple syrup...

Part of Massachusetts and Friends (New England).
New Hampshire, New Hampshire... nope, can't say I've heard of it.
by Eric Dion March 18, 2004
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Place where massholes like me go when we can afford to live in Massachusetts anymore. Living in housing and being poor sucks.
Man I hate New Hampshire. I wish my family could afford to live in Mass soon!
by massgirl4lyfex15 September 24, 2007
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