Gordonated

Having poor reactions, lacking coordination.

Matt Gordon was so gordonated when he walked or even slept.

by Fresh July 21, 2003

gordon

a person who has no life and is dumb

Gordon is dumb and is a no life

by A random 12 November 8, 2016

Gordonated

Faggerific

Matt Gordon is very gordonated, especially after sex. ;-)

by Double Down July 25, 2003

Gordoned

to be eaten by ants or cat; specifically kids with bad ADD get attacked

Matt was gordoned while waiting for the big A.

by Thomas December 15, 2003

Gordon Ramsay

A great british chef who doesn't know where the fuck the lamb sauce is.

'It's fucking raw' screamed Gordon Ramsay

by fuckmeelizabeth July 14, 2017

Gordon Ramsay

A great cook who gets triggered of frozen products.

Gordon Ramsay: ARE THE ICE CUBES FRESH OR FROZEN!?

Chef: F-frozen sir..

Gordon Ramsay: ...Fucking hell.

by Freaky.Pity August 28, 2019

Mick Gordon

The masterpiece of heavy metal goodness, especially in the Doom franchise. A god among gods.

The man Mick Gordon riffs guitars like it’s no one’s business!

by DoomSlayer240 May 4, 2020