CGTD stands for Could Get The Dick. A common term created by waiters at Ruths Chris Steakhouse. The origin of CGTD was to confuse the costumer while talking about the "Fine lil Shawty" that is most likely on a date with some loser that has a lot of money.
CGTD gas also been used as a pick up line. The best was to accomplish this task you must keep the definition a secret. The girls that this has worked with aren't the sharpest stones so it wont be hard.
i.g.t.s. is the acronym for Involuntary Groin Thrusting Syndrome (a sudden burst of humping convulsions), it is not actually involuntary but is in fact done for a good laugh in public places. best if used on random people because then you can then explain that you have a disease and get away with humping ridiculously beautiful women or you can piss off ridiculously stupid looking guys.
man: (i.g.t.s.'s his friend next to him)
random person: "dude, stop that"
man: sorry, i have i.g.t.s.
An abbreviation for; There's Gay, There's Faggot, And Then There's You.
An insult typically used on Xbox One when a gamer is brought to an enraged state.
Jimmy: Lmao you fuckin suck.
Mandy: T.G.T.F.A.T.T.Y.
Jimmy: God mutherfucking damn
Bro 1: "You are suck a z瑟g(f)蕯蕦(f)z瑟g(t)蕯a(f)z dude."
Bro 2: "What the fuck?"
Bro 3: "I do concur my good fellow."
Bro 2: "What does that mean?"
Bro 1: "Fuck you, that's what."