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CGTD stands for Could Get The Dick. A common term created by waiters at Ruths Chris Steakhouse. The origin of CGTD was to confuse the costumer while talking about the "Fine lil Shawty" that is most likely on a date with some loser that has a lot of money.

CGTD gas also been used as a pick up line. The best was to accomplish this task you must keep the definition a secret. The girls that this has worked with aren't the sharpest stones so it wont be hard.
Check out table 155 seat 2 is C.G.T.D

Me: Baby girl you CGTD.
Slampiece: What does that mean?
Me: Don't worry beautiful.
C.G.T.D by O_G_L_E_S July 6, 2011
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W.T.D.H.W.G.T.M.F.F.S.S.D.? 

What the damn hell would Gary the mother fucking friendly sea snail do?
Girl: Should we get dinner?

Guy: W.T.D.H.W.G.T.M.F.F.S.S.D.?

i.g.t.s. 

i.g.t.s. is the acronym for Involuntary Groin Thrusting Syndrome (a sudden burst of humping convulsions), it is not actually involuntary but is in fact done for a good laugh in public places. best if used on random people because then you can then explain that you have a disease and get away with humping ridiculously beautiful women or you can piss off ridiculously stupid looking guys.
man: (i.g.t.s.'s his friend next to him)
random person: "dude, stop that"
man: sorry, i have i.g.t.s.
i.g.t.s. by joram livengood March 27, 2007

T.G.T.F.A.T.T.Y. 

An abbreviation for; There's Gay, There's Faggot, And Then There's You.
An insult typically used on Xbox One when a gamer is brought to an enraged state.
Jimmy: Lmao you fuckin suck.
Mandy: T.G.T.F.A.T.T.Y.
Jimmy: God mutherfucking damn

z瑟g(f)蕯蕦(f)z瑟g(t)蕯a(f)z 

Adjective used to describe an incredibly spiteful usurp.
Bro 1: "You are suck a z瑟g(f)蕯蕦(f)z瑟g(t)蕯a(f)z dude."
Bro 2: "What the fuck?"
Bro 3: "I do concur my good fellow."
Bro 2: "What does that mean?"
Bro 1: "Fuck you, that's what."

H.M.N.T.I.G.A.B.B.G.T.I.P.G.I.G.S.G 

hi my name trey I got a basketball game tomorrow im point guard i got shoe game
H.M.N.T.I.G.A.B.B.G.T.I.P.G.I.G.S.G