When you take a dump in a public toilet and jump to the next cubical leaving your crap in the first toilet.
You can then finish off as normal in the 2nd cubical.
Meanwhile you can listen to the gasps from the public who walk into the 1st cubical who admire the water feature you created for them.
Do not use tissue or else it will ruin the water feature!
You can then finish off as normal in the 2nd cubical.
Meanwhile you can listen to the gasps from the public who walk into the 1st cubical who admire the water feature you created for them.
Do not use tissue or else it will ruin the water feature!
by P187 July 19, 2011
A dangerous disease of writing software: the original set of features is constantly added to by the product managers, driving the software engineers batty and causing massive delays in release of the product.
by Luigi July 9, 2004
A useful and expected feature that is mysteriously lacking in a similar or competing product.
Expecting said feature to be present and then being unpleasantly surprised by its absence.
Using a device with the expectation that said features will be present.
Technical analogue to phantom limb
Expecting said feature to be present and then being unpleasantly surprised by its absence.
Using a device with the expectation that said features will be present.
Technical analogue to phantom limb
by hqrsie October 17, 2009
The luxury SUV boasted a number of desirable creature features, including a heated steering wheel and front seat massagers.
by annekt June 12, 2019
noun
A condition in which one or more people, often in the form of a committee, progressively increase the scope and complexity of a project until the project is deemed infeasible and subsequently cancelled to the detriment of all involved.
Such projects are typically of a technical nature. Likewise someone who commits creeping featurism is most likely to be an engineer or otherwise technically advanced but not business minded.
A condition in which one or more people, often in the form of a committee, progressively increase the scope and complexity of a project until the project is deemed infeasible and subsequently cancelled to the detriment of all involved.
Such projects are typically of a technical nature. Likewise someone who commits creeping featurism is most likely to be an engineer or otherwise technically advanced but not business minded.
Although market research showed that a second factory would be profitable, once the engineering department became involved, creeping featurism set in and it was self-evident that an additional plant was not a viable idea.
by Imagineer G June 18, 2013
1. check fud features over there, what a daft arse
2. p1: awright fud features hows it gaun ?
p2: aye no bad baw jaws whits eh hampden ?
2. p1: awright fud features hows it gaun ?
p2: aye no bad baw jaws whits eh hampden ?
by bigbobbreakdance September 24, 2008
Features, such as the butt, that can be grabbed. The nice features of your significant other or any hot person.
You see a hot girl/guy and look her/him up and down. You point out her/his nice grabitational features. Nice butt, legs, chest, etc.
by Ms. G-baby July 19, 2009