3 definitions by hqrsie

Top Definition
The condition where one has burned the roof of one's mouth by attempting to eat an item of food that has not yet cooled to a reasonable temperature for consumption, i.e. "before it was cool".
"I was so hungry I ate the pizza straight out of the oven and had a bad case of hipster mouth for the next day."
by hqrsie November 11, 2011
A useful and expected feature that is mysteriously lacking in a similar or competing product.

Expecting said feature to be present and then being unpleasantly surprised by its absence.

Using a device with the expectation that said features will be present.

Technical analogue to phantom limb
After years of Firefox and Chrome, I can't bear to use IE for all the phantom features
by hqrsie October 17, 2009
Someone who creates the pretense of intimacy for the sake of being purchased things without it directly being prostitution. A gold digger.
She strung him along until he had bought her enough jewelery then was gone without a word; a total diamond snuggler.
by Hqrsie October 28, 2010
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