A made up condition that makes ugly or fat women, who don't satisfy their men, feel like it's not there fault.
"Hey Becca your totally super disgusting, no wonder Bob can't keep his pecker hard."
"Its not cuz i'm revolting, he just has an erectile dysfunction. So its his fault, just like everything else."
"Its not cuz i'm revolting, he just has an erectile dysfunction. So its his fault, just like everything else."
by graham crackaaa March 12, 2013
Girl: What happened?? I was about to come!
Guy: Sorry, I had erectile malfunction.
Girl: I told you not to drink so much.
Guy: Sorry, I had erectile malfunction.
Girl: I told you not to drink so much.
by naknumm August 31, 2007
Dave: Hey, Phil, pull down your pants and fuck that hot girl over there.
Phil: No way, man! I have erectile disorder!
Phil: No way, man! I have erectile disorder!
by Teh Bucky September 16, 2004
A Male penis is so deflated that can get hard even when their sexual activity going on and no matter what their partner tries to do he cannot get aroused or erect
by ComedyCosmos May 10, 2018
When you are keen to have some sexual activity with your partner, but she then tells you something that makes you lose your erection immediately
I was all ready to go this morning with Maria, but then she said her mother was coming around and I got erectile disappointment
I was keen to have sex with Maria, but she said she had to go shoe shopping and I got erectile disappointment
I was keen to have sex with Maria, but she said she had to go shoe shopping and I got erectile disappointment
by E. Rectifier January 16, 2012
In the act of a blowjob. The giving partner suddenly bites the shaft and yanks down, ripping off the skin of the penis and essentially turning it inside out.
by Valterain June 17, 2015
The immediate erection when it is the end of your job or school. Your brain gives you an erection because it knows you will watch porn and masturbate when you get home.
Guy 1: I can finally get home.
Guy 2: Wait, are you going to watch porn and masturbate?
Guy 1: Yes, how did you know?
Guy 2: Well because you have Erectile endfuncntion.
Guy 1: Oh cool.
Guy 2: No, it's not cool.
Guy 2: Wait, are you going to watch porn and masturbate?
Guy 1: Yes, how did you know?
Guy 2: Well because you have Erectile endfuncntion.
Guy 1: Oh cool.
Guy 2: No, it's not cool.
by SomeRandomSmartAss February 14, 2014