a very gay person who loves when people touch his 2-inch punisher. Eduardo is known to annoy the fuck out of anyone until they just ignore him. Eduardo is so hated that he hangs out with white people. Eduardo is incredibly bad at fortnite that it makes you wonder if he likes men. He loves talking about his white cock that is barely visible with the human eye.
Person 1: omg Eduardo just tried to fuck me with his cock, it looked like a worm
Person 2: SAME!! He said it was because he was threatened
Person 2: SAME!! He said it was because he was threatened
by Leos hot gf May 6, 2019
Total Benny who frequently walks backwards to Chinatown, talks in a rubbish Geordie accent and spills his food all over the table. Also likes Danish blokes.
Boy 1: What's the name of your mate who is a total Benny who frequently walks backwards to Chinatown, talks in a rubbish Geordie accent, spills his food all over the table and also likes Danish blokes.
Boy 2: That's Eduardo. He used to be in the Polish Air Force.
Boy 2: That's Eduardo. He used to be in the Polish Air Force.
by King Carlos April 16, 2007
by Marrynotbloody768 November 25, 2021
chillest dudes ever, probably mexican or latino, smoke too much weed, dress like bums and are handsome as fuck typically seen fucking bitches left and right
by Peepeman June 13, 2020
by Swagalishes April 1, 2018
A idiot that bully's girls saying that they are not good enough for their crush by saying they are fat. A crazy guy who laughs weird and goes around stealing girls phones till they chase him around. A bad artist who's so full of himself. A liar who says they have the latest technolgy but really don't. A guy who can't give up on a girl even tho she rejected him multiply times. Very cocky and talks bad when they are right next to you but then notices and acts friendly. Again this isn't for most Eduardo's but for some others just might be annoying and others might be really sweet.
by Anonymous Artist Girl.. March 15, 2018
Eduardo is a person who can be loving or caring but most likely isn’t he gets a lot of girls and chooses to cheat or brake up with them for no reason. He will tell you he loves you and make you feel important but the next day will ignore you like he don’t even know who you are. He got an excuse for everything like he planned whatever he did wrong out and from my experience I wouldn’t recommend dating an eduardo but there is one good thing I will say about Eduardo he listens and is very funny I won’t say he cares if he hurts you but he will listen to what you have to say. Eduardo’s are cute and got a stupidly cute smile a smile that will make you fall in love but I wouldn’t say to cause he can make you feel like your nothing by the way he treats girls. If an eduardo is reading this TREAT GIRLS BETTER.
by Eduardo’s player November 24, 2018