The Chicago Delusion is the belief that for every experience or interaction to be had in Grand Rapids there is a superior analog in Chicago. It is a way for Grand Rapids residents to withdraw into a fantasy world where everything is different but in such a way that they aren’t challenged to learn a new language, food, culture, or way of life. Those who succumb to the Chicago Delusion foreclose on their social capital in Grand Rapids long before they move away, if they succeed in doing so. You can see the bean reflected in their two-thousand-yard stare.
The Chicago Delusion had taken hold of Cameron, but now that he's moved to the city, he's already talking about how nice it would be in LA.
by FruityShtetls February 1, 2018
The headline read 'Intel back on track', but for a split second, I thought it said 'Intel back on crack'.
by beandog February 9, 2005
A chronic mental condition that affects the mind of a worker usually caused by a variety of different things including paranoia, fatigue, insomnia, and preexisting psychotic disorders. The workers affected by this condition are narcissistic, domineering, and often overbearing to work with.
Kenny wants to ask our boss if we could have a strict code of conduct and other crap however this is a pool cleaning service. He's suffering from a severe case of worker's delusion.
by Yobberson June 23, 2017
The God Delusion is a blasphemy book written by Richard Dawkins that bashes the best book ever to exist, The Bible. God is greater than this boy and Ricchie should be thankful to him that he lives instead of writing all these lies.
by Runner Bulldog 2 February 18, 2009
A chronic mental condition that affects the mind of a worker usually caused by a variety of different things including paranoia, fatigue, insomnia and preexisting psychotic disorders. The worker affected by this condition are narcissistic, domineering, and often overbearing to work with.
Kenny wants to ask our boss if we could have a strict code of conduct and other crap however this is just a local pool cleaning service. He's suffering from a severe case of worker's delusion.
by Yobberson June 23, 2017
The idea that all of the tard fam members are extremely delusional. These MFs have no connection with reality at all and are always saying some dumb shit that has no chance of happening. These niggas are always living in their own headspace and being delusional is a disease that has spread all throughout the fam. Let me get whatever Norman "Nick" is smoking over there in Cali because it seems like his mind is on another planet when you hear the shit that comes out of his mouth.
*while playing comp 2K*
York: Give me the ball, let me end this, I'm gonna drive and dunk on both defenders
Ray Naker: Dude that nigga is 7'3" you ain't dunking on shit, delusional ass MF
*York goes in and gets his shit blocked*
Henry: Aye Ray, we just saw an example of tard fam delusion
York: Give me the ball, let me end this, I'm gonna drive and dunk on both defenders
Ray Naker: Dude that nigga is 7'3" you ain't dunking on shit, delusional ass MF
*York goes in and gets his shit blocked*
Henry: Aye Ray, we just saw an example of tard fam delusion
by TurnM3Up July 25, 2020
When someone is so supportive of Donald Trump that anothing he does is automatically good or part of some greater plan despite whatever it actually is (see also: 4d chess)
A: why does x think that Trump firing all his staff members in the first few months is a good thing
B: he's just got Trump Delusion Syndrome
A: figures. He called me a cuck yesterday
B: it's ok he does that to everyone within a 5 mile radius
B: he's just got Trump Delusion Syndrome
A: figures. He called me a cuck yesterday
B: it's ok he does that to everyone within a 5 mile radius
by Panda suplex September 12, 2017