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5 definitions by beandog

 
1.
intentionally neurotic literature or art
I wrote a short work of neurotica describing my issues with going for a massage. I can't deal with the idea that I'm paying somebody to touch me.
by beandog February 09, 2005
 
2.
all communication deficient in sarcasm
In un-sarc news, I'm not feeling very well today.
by beandog February 08, 2005
 
3.
like a dominatrix, but with sarcasm
I am the sarcastrix.
by beandog February 08, 2005
 
4.
Misreading a word, phrase, sentence or headline, often to humorous or shocking effect.
The headline read 'Intel back on track', but for a split second, I thought it said 'Intel back on crack'.
by beandog February 09, 2005
 
5.
to be sarcastic, the verbification of sarcasm
I talk. I write. I sarcas.
by beandog February 08, 2005