Worst computer know to man. After a day of use they start making weird noises and randomly just shut off. Their freaking cd/dvd rom drives sould like freaking Harley Davidson motorcycles. God forbid you have a problem and try to call their customer service number, you better have a day off and a lot of patience. I've never been so pissed off that day when i talked to Abu for a hour and listened to an automated operator for another two hours. Dell lost the only good thing they had when they fired the Dell guy that said dude a lot.
Me-"Dude you know what Dell stands for?"
Freind-"hmmm,D-E-L-L um idk."
Me-"Dell stands for bullshit."
Freind-"hmmm,D-E-L-L um idk."
Me-"Dell stands for bullshit."
by jerryblank May 16, 2005
Dell (name):
A cute, sweet, wonderful girl who keeps you wondering how such a perfect human being is talking to you. Kind, funny, incredibly sexy, and amazing.
A cute, sweet, wonderful girl who keeps you wondering how such a perfect human being is talking to you. Kind, funny, incredibly sexy, and amazing.
by urlilpotato November 23, 2021
the shittiest computer manufacturing company that will drive you insane. All their computers are shit and u'll eventually get the blue screen when ur computer crashes atleast 2x a week. This loud fucking garbage piece of shit is the laggiest fucking thing u'll ever use. U'll get viruses easily, not be able to play shitty videogames due to the shitty specs and embrace yourself for a fuck load of dust to shoot out from the back vent. It is so shitty that it takes 60 seconds for itunes to load from the moment i connect my ipod. Sometimes it doesn't even recognize ur usb. This shitty fucking company should be charged a fine of $200 for each shitty computer that they sold as a scam and should be trialed in court.
Guy 1: Yeah! I just bought a brand new Dell computer. Time to play battlefield 3 on 1080p HD!!!
Guy 2: YOU FUCKING IDIOT, U WHAT? U CAN'T PLAY JACK SHIT HOMIE LMFAO HAHAHAHA
Guy 2: YOU FUCKING IDIOT, U WHAT? U CAN'T PLAY JACK SHIT HOMIE LMFAO HAHAHAHA
by Kill Dell April 28, 2013
by meowneggggggg November 8, 2017
A derogatory term used to describe someone as a complete bellend, knob-jockey or utter bollocks.
The term is usually applied to social rejects who spend a large amount of time online chatting shit and building themselves up to sound impressive.
The term is also sometimes applied to assholes that also have an unusually small penis
The term is usually applied to social rejects who spend a large amount of time online chatting shit and building themselves up to sound impressive.
The term is also sometimes applied to assholes that also have an unusually small penis
by I touch old people(Detonater) November 25, 2010
-people who bash dells are ignorant irrational people who feel a cumpulsive urge to make igorant non factually based stuff who have no right to judge what they cant match or have any knowledge of, haters of dells foam at the mouth becaue they have no idea what they're talking about... or they just are noob computer builders who fuck with stuff they dont know..
-my dell has lasted me several years with out crashing
this is my oppinion.. i could be wrong
-my dell has lasted me several years with out crashing
this is my oppinion.. i could be wrong
by paul April 12, 2005