32 definitions by jerryblank

Top Definition
Little harmless glass containers that release a foul egg-like odor when broken. For best results use inside where there is an abundance of people.
Warning-Do not use at your job site, unless you want to be suspended and sent home for pending investigation.
One of the quotes from the letter my job gave me for setting off a stink bomb-"This type of behavior will not be tolerated due to the fact that physical and emotional harm could be caused to associates and cutomers."
by jerryblank May 16, 2005
Shot that consists of 151,jagermeister, and goldschlager.
My freind Kevin had a shot and instantly spit it up and peed himself.
by jerryblank May 16, 2005
Strong drink that tastes like big red and has real gold flakes inside. Drinking a lot tends to give you diarhea the morning after and causes you to wet myself.
"What is this shit? Big red?"
by jerryblank May 15, 2005
Funniest show to come out on comedy central. Staring Jerry Blank a middle-age women who goes back to highschool in an effort to finally graduate.Best watched when drunk.
Pass me that 40 and pop Strangers with candy in the dvd player.
by jerryblank May 16, 2005
When you drink in the car on your way to the club.
Car barring is the way to go because you save money and your tipsy by the time you get to the club.
by jerryblank June 04, 2005
Two sexiest men ever, that produced the best music to come out of the 80's.Greatest song is "Out of touch" and the best live song is "Mrs.Jones".
All right Hall and Oates, turn this shit up and make out with me.
by jerryblank May 16, 2005
machine that you put change into, so that u can buy the smack you always wanted. The sucker won't except my canadian and chuckycheese tokens, god i hate life.
Ooo a penny, i can take this to the coin star and get .8 pennies back.
by jerryblank May 12, 2005

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