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Verizon

I rather use tin can phones then use their service. They have a dozen monkeys and a turtle in charge of their billing and thousands of towel heads working in customer service.
Friend-"Dude how'd you get that much money back"
Me-"Shh, because a dozen monkeys and a turtle are incharge of their billing."
by jerryblank May 17, 2005
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80's music

The 80's was the greatest period for music. Hall and Oates were the king and queen of this era with their song "Out of touch".
80's music is what made vice city the greatest game ever.
by jerryblank May 17, 2005
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How soon is now

"How soon is now" is the greatest song known to man even though it is the national anthem for homosexuals. The Smiths made this song during their prime and many less talented artists have tried to replicate it ever since.
"You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way
I am human and i need to be loved
Just like everbody else does"
by jerryblank May 17, 2005
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Goldschlager

Strong drink that tastes like big red and has real gold flakes inside. Drinking a lot tends to give you diarhea the morning after and causes you to wet myself.
by jerryblank May 17, 2005
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dsl

Wrong route to go if you want highspeed internet. Slower and less reliable then cable. The modem just randomly falls asleep and kicking it is the only way to wake it up. Its a real annoyance when your looking up porn and almost finish, then the darn thing stops working.
I wish dsl had dsl's so it would be good for something.
by jerryblank May 17, 2005
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liquid cocaine

Shot that consists of 151,jagermeister, and goldschlager.
My freind Kevin had a shot and instantly spit it up and peed himself.
by jerryblank May 17, 2005
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ddr

most annoying game ever. Seems like it is very appealing to the faggot and big sock race.If you have an annoying sibling and you dont want to here that annoying game anymore,just pour pop all over the wires.
If you want a good lauph watch an epileptic person play ddr
by jerryblank April 28, 2005
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