Darien is not only a town in Connecticut. It is also a town in Illinois, about 30 min away from Chicago. The slogan of this little town is that it is a nice place to live. What a great line. It's probably better than the Darien in Connecticut. There may not be a lot to do but there is a whole lot of drugs and it's only a half hour from Chicago which is one of the greatest places ever besides the fact that more than half the year is winter. Sometimes I don't even wear a scarf when it's 25 degrees out because I consider that warm. But we can look beyond that. There may not be much to do besides go out to eat at the TGIFridays or the Chili's or go see a movie at the Tivoli or the Ogden6. Fuck the Connecticut Darien. The Illinois Darien rocks.
Louisiana: panics at the sight of snow and work get's cancelled
Darien, Illinois: it snows during spring break.
Darien, Illinois: it snows during spring break.
by jbauer1506 January 23, 2009
Darien, Connecticut is a town that no one (not even its own residents) understand. Other people who have wrote the definition for Darien seem to either say that it is a great rich town where kids have fun (which is true for the rich residents) and others have said that its a good alternative to greenwich or new canaan because of lower-costing homes (which many darien residents dont even know exist; i.e. the Avalon housing). In reality, like any town in suburban America, Darien has a huge range of incomes per households, and the notion that everyone in Darien is rich is just a facade that the town tries to preserve; it sounds much nicer to say your from a rich town that has teenagers that do alot of drugs and drink alot, than saying that there are also real drug addicts, alcoholics. Also, I'd like to mention that these kids dont necessarily all steal the money from their parents to get those "items"; they sell drugs to the rich kids in their own school and make a killing! Norwalk and Stamford are scary to Darieners, but the only reason they should ever have to be afraid of going into those two, financially normal towns/cities, are when they have to go on a beer run or to go get ripped off by a street weed/crack/coke/whatever dealer on the streets in the hot spots of those two towns. If a Dariener were to, for example, have a job in stamford or norwalk, there is just as much a chance of an incident happening as any town that isnt famous for being rich (*cough* darien). Oh, and in Darien, every parent that has a kid in high school, well, their kid doesnt drink or smoke or do drugs. And that goes to every parent, so when they find out that their kid DOES do drugs, they blame it on the bastard that sold the shit to their kid!! Oh, and last but not least, Darien also has people like me; people who dont fit the mold in this town. In fact, I'd say there about as many Darieners like me as there are that are like the Darienites that I have described in the first half of this definition.
Joe, a proud Darien parent of his son Percy, who attends Darien High School and is captain of the lacrosse team, loves his son more than anything. Joe thinks that Bobby, a hoodlum in Percy's grade that revealed to the whole town that he smokes pot because the Darien Times newspaper printed a half-page article about him being arrested for possession of 1 gram of marijuana, is a shithead/good-for-nothing/white-trash for touching drugs. Joe thinks smoking pot is evil, why don't bored Darien teenagers just get wasted instead of doing drugs, we all know alcohol isnt a drug, right? The follow Sunday afternoon when Percy woke up at 2 p.m. with a hangover, the dad and the son had a laughing fit and Percy told his dad all about last night's party: "man, what a great time!" (dad laughs his ass off)
by AlexK289 December 1, 2005
THE BEST TOWN EVER! Not all rich people and great ppl. Blue wave is the best and u should go there before you judge. Where not stuck up and dont hate people from norwalk and stamford and greenwich. BLUE WAVE = LIFEEE <33333333
by I LOVE DARIEN!!!!!! September 24, 2008
It's a town that always gets labled as the rich town with stuck up preppy kids who drink way to much and who will get no where in life unless of course they get through everything with their parents money. But lots of people are not like that and have to try just as hard and put just the same amount of work as other kids do in other towns. Not everyone is like the lable people give Darien there are lots of problems, troubles, and pain going on everywhere in here that no one gets to see just as there is in other towns and there are great friendly nice people with real intelligence that you probably haven't gotten to notice or bother with. But I just wanted to clear it up Darien is just like other towns and is NOT what its lable says it is!! -Thank you
by MMMMMMMMM June 13, 2005
A town in Connecticut that claims they are filthy rich, preppy and the best at lacrosse. Although, if they came to Maryland (specifically Potomac) would be amazed of how they are actually just upper-middle class. The Connecticut wannabes should come a little down south and see what real wealth and class is. Also, Maryland/DC is home to the top prep schools in the US which are usually ranked 1 or in the top 5 for high school lax. Schools such as Landon, Bullis, Boys Latin, Loyola Blakefield, Georgetown Prep and Gonzaga etc.
Darien kid: I got a 2400 on my SAT and got into Princeton
Potomac kid: Did I take that test? Fuck it, I'm still going
Potomac kid: Did I take that test? Fuck it, I'm still going
by AnonymousPhil October 16, 2013
by TheNiggaThatFucks November 30, 2011
i have lived in darien my whole life and most of these defintions come pretty close. except the one about target. if u are older than 10 and wher stuff from target then you are a loser. most kids go to places like darien sport shop and wishlist to buy polo vineyard vines juicy coutour true religion and 'seven's". kids in middle school casually spend 20-50$ on dinner with their friends on weekends. everyone is afraid of norwalk and stamford,we all listen to 50 cent but we are terrified of NYC. most pop. shows are 24 and house and CSI. most kids have straight a's or a's and b's. 150-200 is the average price on jeans
in 8th grade most people havent done drugs but by high school...
in 8th grade most people havent done drugs but by high school...
at post corner pizza in darien the blonde 14 year olds casually slapped 80 dollars on the table after they spent 20 minutes figuring out the tip
by blondie#1 April 4, 2007