A thot convention is a small-to-medium group of mainly women who post photos of themselves on Instagram either passed out drunk, on some form of drugs or in a sexual act. This is normally at the end of the night, and is the natural progression from them posing with their friends and a glass of wine.
man 1: dude, that girl Tracie invited me to a party tomorrow!
Man 2: check her insta bro, its gonna be a total thot convention, miss me with that shit.
Man 2: check her insta bro, its gonna be a total thot convention, miss me with that shit.
by The_Alfmeister March 15, 2018
A primitive, simpleminded concept involving the ban of weapons that us apes only really started using in the latter centuries.
"THAT'S NOT FAIR, HE'S USING CHEMICAL WEAPONS, I WANT TO USE THEM TOO, THAT'S CHEATING!
Fuck the Geneva Convention, Hurry up and just fire the fucking nukes already..."
Fuck the Geneva Convention, Hurry up and just fire the fucking nukes already..."
by (Screaming Internally) May 4, 2022
by Zesserrrrrrr March 5, 2019
(n) Born behind the Redwood Curtain in Arcata CA, the Idiot's Convention is a semi-annual gathering of half-wits, nimrods, and schmendricks. Convention activities include copious drinking & puffing, too-much disc-golf, random concerts, and bowling.
Ay! Are we having an Idiot's Convention this year?
Fuckin' a we are! It'll be our 420th anniversry this year!
Fuckin' a we are! It'll be our 420th anniversry this year!
by mhibma August 8, 2005
by catears July 18, 2015
by Mare Dejiz August 20, 2019
A group of rules used by friends when drinking. The rules should be written and signed by all members prior to drinking. The format should follow the Geniva Convention.
1.That basturd just passed up a free drink! That is a clear violation of our Vodka Convention. This Violation must be delt with swiftly.
2.Did he just kiss a ugly chick at the bar? That is definatly a violation of our Vodka Convention.
2.Did he just kiss a ugly chick at the bar? That is definatly a violation of our Vodka Convention.
by Steve Harmon August 10, 2006