The act of getting a blowjob while taking a shit in a random ditch down in the south. After shitting you then take the fecal matter and cover the girl in it. You then run that black bitch out of town yelling, "FOR THE CONFEDERACY"
That bitch gave me a confederate blumpkin....then I had to lynch her
by The angry southerner November 22, 2010
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Better than the American flag. The American flag is a joke and is fugly
Confederate flag is a better looking flag than the American flag
by WorseThanHitler December 6, 2020
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Someone who has an unnatural attachment to the Confederate flag.
That fucking Confederate flaggot doesn't realize the Civil War was, in fact, fought over the issue of slavery.
by Treefrogmike June 19, 2020
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Confederate statues are as much a part of American history, and what some would call culture, as Martin Luther King statues, whether people love them or hate them. Removal of one kind of statue and not the other isn't multiculturalism, it's one group claiming the park the statue sat on as their own, and it will never unify everybody.
As long as a country says one kind of history is okay as long as everybody likes it, but the other is not, the country will remain divided, since one group, or culture, as some would call it, doesn't really respect the other. That isn't multiculturalism, though America has always been a melting pot, and is made of many different groups of the same (human) race. If people have to remove, forget, or pretend something never existed (including Confederate statues) to validate themselves, they don't really respect it, they only respect their own group (or most likely self).
by Solid Mantis January 21, 2021
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A union in the game of runescape. Previously #1 in the rsb warring until they decided to remove themselves from ranking to avoid conflict in wars. The requirement for The Dark Confederation is 90+ combat. Founded by FearlessRyan, Xageian, and Jetstream300. The Dark Confederation or TDC for short was founded on August 24, 2009. The current leaders of TDC are MagicFinPro, FearlessRyan, and DAMP-n-MISTY. The total number of clans within TDC is currently over 30. TDC also has 2 divisions for skilling clans, and clans under 90+ combat requirement.
The Dark Confederation, Owning since August 24, 2009
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The "Southern" areas of the Male Physique; specifically the Genitals. Confederate referring to the geographically 'southern' region of the body. And Trinity referring to the 3-piece set of the Genitals: the Penis and Both Testicles.
My girlfriend completely shaved her Kitty all real nice, but now she wants me to shave My Confederate Trinity, too.
by Jhaf August 12, 2010
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The Confederate States of America, or CSA rebellion government that seceded from the USA to preserve and expand slavery. Before the election of Abraham Lincoln a collection of southern US states became fearful of the growing abolition movement and upon the election of Lincoln to the presidency, chose to break away from the US to form their own government, dedicated to preserving and expanding the institution of slavery. After 4 long years of bloody battle however, they were soundly defeated and soon reintegrated into the US. Even with that defeat however, the veterans of the Confederacy successfully painted the CSA in a brighter light, creating the “Lost Cause” myth. Today the Confederate States are seen in a much harsher light and the major controversy of the statues that the veterans put up is still being fought in the streets of the deep south today.
Jim: It was for states rights that the Confederate States broke from the Union

Bill: A states rights for what
by Wccole July 6, 2020
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