The people who always tell you that "Restarting your computer" will always solve the problem.
And when they do have to go further than that, they just keep arguing with you about your own PC. I hate them.
And when they do have to go further than that, they just keep arguing with you about your own PC. I hate them.
Larry: Hi Microsoft, my PC has just been hacked and my hard drive has veen deleted and now my PC won't turn on.
MSC: This can be easily resolved. Restart your computer.
Larry: How, it won't turn back on?
MSC: Press the power button
Larry: YEAH, BUT IT DOESNT TURN ON AT ALL!
MSC: We will not argue with you sir. Call back when you are experiencing technical difficulties on a higher level.
Larry: I'm going to blow up Your support centre.
MSC: Is that a virus?
*Larry hangs up*
MSC: This can be easily resolved. Restart your computer.
Larry: How, it won't turn back on?
MSC: Press the power button
Larry: YEAH, BUT IT DOESNT TURN ON AT ALL!
MSC: We will not argue with you sir. Call back when you are experiencing technical difficulties on a higher level.
Larry: I'm going to blow up Your support centre.
MSC: Is that a virus?
*Larry hangs up*
by Cloud November 15, 2004
Bhatia tuition centre is very amazing study point . there methods is very interesting & intellectual . one reason behind this (Neha mam & Tushar sir)
by Jyotsana November 27, 2021
call centre gang·sta
(noun)
Pronunciation: 'kol 'sent-er 'ga(ng)-stah
1. Customer Service Representative who holds it down on the regular and is never, ever caught ridin' dirty.
2. Die Hard Hip-Hop Fan who works in the call centre industry, and takes an unscheduled forty-five minute break to purchase Jay-Z concert tickets.
(noun)
Pronunciation: 'kol 'sent-er 'ga(ng)-stah
1. Customer Service Representative who holds it down on the regular and is never, ever caught ridin' dirty.
2. Die Hard Hip-Hop Fan who works in the call centre industry, and takes an unscheduled forty-five minute break to purchase Jay-Z concert tickets.
by SteveDamnWoods, CCG Extraordinaire October 16, 2006
The Highland Shopping Centre is where esh dogs go to rack shit, keldog works there and when the esh dogs come in with there Kathmandu and Entays, he goes to check if they are dacking shit and if they are he says to them "shoes thanks" if they dont give em up he will say "are you refusing" then start a fight with them, once the esh dogs fight him off the seccys are called and police and the eshdogs get in a massive fight with the police, the police put them in the back of the car and they start having christmas tree cones in the back of the car, usually the cops would ask them for a cone then let them go. thats why they keep going back to rack from the fucking Highland.
Fuck cunt lets go to the fucking Highland Shopping Centre to rack some munchies bah
Yeah I just hope that fucking keldog cunt isn't there
Yeah I just hope that fucking keldog cunt isn't there
by Burt Dog October 20, 2021
The single point (singularity), in the infinite empty dark void, 'Chaos' from which came The Big Bang; also whence the finite universe (a hyper-massive galaxy cluster, in Chaos) was born and spread.
'Some say that The Big Bang created a blackhole at the centre of the finite universe, which all the galaxies inside it orbit.'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 12, 2022
What happens when you have a problem with a product or service you purchased that requires multiple separate departments in a company (in some cases, whole separate companies and subcontractors) to work together to solve, but the company structure is such that no department ever actually talks directly to any other department about anything (or even has any means of doing so), and no department is ever allowed to do something on behalf of another.
You'll be bounced endlessly back and forth between a string of ostensibly cheerful, helpful people, with long hold times between each and every one, getting a different person whenever you're sent back to a department you already spoke to, and every single time you have to explain the entire problem all over again from scratch, plus everything that every previous department has told you up to that point. Never actually solves any problem; this hellish sequence invariably ends when someone hangs up on you by accident when they actually meant to transfer you yet again, whereupon you have to start over from square one.
You'll be bounced endlessly back and forth between a string of ostensibly cheerful, helpful people, with long hold times between each and every one, getting a different person whenever you're sent back to a department you already spoke to, and every single time you have to explain the entire problem all over again from scratch, plus everything that every previous department has told you up to that point. Never actually solves any problem; this hellish sequence invariably ends when someone hangs up on you by accident when they actually meant to transfer you yet again, whereupon you have to start over from square one.
by ZQT43 March 3, 2014
kate: hey ,where do you go to school.
sam: oh,..parkview education centre.
kate: shitty deal, i heard that when someone takes it shit there, it makes the whole school smell better.
sam: yeahh.. pretty much.
sam: oh,..parkview education centre.
kate: shitty deal, i heard that when someone takes it shit there, it makes the whole school smell better.
sam: yeahh.. pretty much.
by Sam<3* December 8, 2008