To be a weird guy that thinks he is an all state receiver but really he is just an Allstate agent. And to have bacne
by Gegangen February 14, 2015
Get the Cademug. A sweaty, obese man-child that has no sense of humor and uses really dumb words to express his feelings. He is mostly autistic and can't open out to his parents that he's gay. Is always behind on homework and gets detentions, not for being a bad student as in bad behavior, but he just doesn't pay attention and never gets his work done.
by breadnibba69 September 4, 2019
Get the Cademug. A complete asshole. He has the shittiest personality and no shame. No personal boundaries and is pushy and annoying. Smells really bad.
by Some random jackass December 5, 2018
Get the Cademug. You're sucha Cade!
by Jizzinyourpants August 1, 2012
Get the Cademug. A man of tall stature with an extreme sense of self confidence that comes from seemingly nowhere. Believes he is high and mighty to shove his opinion in anywhere he wants, and has a neck that appears as large as a Snake's mouth whenever it's jaw is unhinged, ready to eat anything passing by annoyingly slow.
by Teabaggage June 21, 2019
Get the Cademug. a really weird guy with weird memes yet he is a pretty good friend and person. Typically spooky when you meet them but they are pretty open and easy to talk to.
by MintyNoodles June 10, 2019
Get the Cademug. Where to even start? This boy is so amazing and he doesn't even realize it. He's in sports like marching band and wrestling and is very good at them. I've seen him just pick a girl up. Seriously. He's a fucking dork. His stupid red hair that you just want to mess up and his terrible fashion sense (Really Cade? Plaid and Khakis?).
CADE YOU FUCKING LOSER GET BACK HERE
by SecretFlagGirl November 16, 2018
Get the Cademug.